RE: New EMS Movie Coming Soon

[Guest guest]

Funny, I've seen that story line before!!!

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From: [mailto: ] On

Behalf Of E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 4:56 PM

To: ; Paramedicine

Subject: New EMS Movie Coming Soon

From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

[Guest guest]

Funny, I've seen that story line before!!!

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From: [mailto: ] On

Behalf Of E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 4:56 PM

To: ; Paramedicine

Subject: New EMS Movie Coming Soon

From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

[Guest guest]

Funny, I've seen that story line before!!!

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From: [mailto: ] On

Behalf Of E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 4:56 PM

To: ; Paramedicine

Subject: New EMS Movie Coming Soon

From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

[Guest guest]

Ouch - I see lots of folks suing for licensing rights to their biographies...

- didn't you just publish this script? <VBG>

Mike

> From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

> sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

> fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

> characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

> homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

> work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

> truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

> trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

> they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

> internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

> Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

> with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

> center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

> actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

> survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

> other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

> Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

> Coming soon to a theatre near you.

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

That it just too funny! Love it!

" E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP " wrote:

From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

[Guest guest]

That it just too funny! Love it!

" E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP " wrote:

From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

[Guest guest]

That it just too funny! Love it!

" E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP " wrote:

From the director of the highly-acclaimed " Broke Back Mountain " comes the

sequel " Broke Ass Paramedic " . This heart-rending story details two EMTs who

fall in love but can never be married. Unlike " Broke Back Mountain " , the

characters in " Broke Ass Paramedic " are not gay--in fact they are

homophobic. But, their love can never be consummated because they have to

work 120 hours a week to make the payments on his 2001 F150 Ford pickup

truck and her 1999 Nissan Sentra with 121,000 miles. Also, there is the

trailer rent and child support. Follow these dedicated public servants as

they take verbal abuse from a 72-year-old nursing home nurse, a 26-year-old

internal medicine resident and an ambulance company owner who drives a

Bentley and has three houses (Lake Tahoe, Santa Fe and Long Island). Ride

with them as they are forced to miss meals, sit for 2-hours in a dialysis

center waiting room, and argue with a dispatcher whose frontal lobotomy

actually increased her IQ. In the end, they find that their love will

survive--one gets a job as a nurses aid at Last Chance Nursing Home and the

other doubles his income by taking a delivery route for Genuine Draft

Beer. The thrilling world of EMS comes to you in wide-screen Technicolor.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

[Guest guest]

At least he still HAS his 2001 F-150! I couldn't afford to feed mine

anymore!

8^)

Barry McClung, EMT-P

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[Guest guest]

I saw this movie, and though it was realistic, it was too much of

a " chick flick " for me. Instead, I'd like to mention the other sequel

that's out to the movie Hostel....which is named " Hostile " . It's the

story of a team of medics that are lured to the promise of a patient by

an Evil EMS Overlord (Death Ray) and his dispatch assistant. Upon the

medic's arrival to this scene, they are prevented to reach their

objective by the Evil EMS Overloard's assistant....Igor Pugo. The

movie earned it's " R " rating for brutal scenes of torture and violence,

and there is some graphic language.

[Guest guest]

There's the hard-core porno version with heavy SSM scenes too....

-Wes

Re: New EMS Movie Coming Soon

I saw this movie, and though it was realistic, it was too much of

a " chick flick " for me. Instead, I'd like to mention the other sequel

that's out to the movie Hostel....which is named " Hostile " . It's the

story of a team of medics that are lured to the promise of a patient by

an Evil EMS Overlord (Death Ray) and his dispatch assistant. Upon the

medic's arrival to this scene, they are prevented to reach their

objective by the Evil EMS Overloard's assistant....Igor Pugo. The

movie earned it's " R " rating for brutal scenes of torture and violence,

and there is some graphic language.

[Guest guest]

2001? Hell, I'm lucky to still have my 1994 F-150.......

Tater

Barry McClung wrote:

At least he still HAS his 2001 F-150! I couldn't afford to feed mine

anymore!

8^)

Barry McClung, EMT-P

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