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Janet,

Thanks, I laughed out loud.

:)

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Ogut

The Whole Brain Game -- It's Not What You Think But How You Think It

-------------- Original message ----------------------

> Just got this from a friend who had breast cancer like about 3-4 years ago.

> Just after she lost the sight in one eye. So she has really come through

great.

> Janet

> LCIS

> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Ok, so like I lost close to 40 pounds in the last six months and feel great.

> There is just one problem. The custom prosthesis and special bra I got from

> Berrien Cancer Center is too big now. I am trying to work around my business,

> home and holiday schedules to getting back to them; not an easy task. In the

> meantime, my real girl is sagging and my adopted girl creates a vacumn every

> time I move a certain way, then pops off my chest and makes a fart sound. Not

> good when trying to sell half million dollar homes.

> Geez! LOL!

Just got this from a friend who had breast cancer like about 3-4 years ago. Just after she lost the sight in one eye. So she has really come through great.

Janet

LCIS

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Ok, so like I lost close to 40 pounds in the last six months and feel great. There is just one problem. The custom prosthesis and special bra I got from Berrien Cancer Center is too big now. I am trying to work around my business, home and holiday schedules to getting back to them; not an easy task. In the meantime, my real girl is sagging and my adopted girl creates a vacumn every time I move a certain way, then pops off my chest and makes a fart sound. Not good when trying to sell half million dollar homes.

Geez! LOL!

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Janet,

Thanks, I laughed out loud.

:)

--

Ogut

The Whole Brain Game -- It's Not What You Think But How You Think It

-------------- Original message ----------------------

> Just got this from a friend who had breast cancer like about 3-4 years ago.

> Just after she lost the sight in one eye. So she has really come through

great.

> Janet

> LCIS

> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Ok, so like I lost close to 40 pounds in the last six months and feel great.

> There is just one problem. The custom prosthesis and special bra I got from

> Berrien Cancer Center is too big now. I am trying to work around my business,

> home and holiday schedules to getting back to them; not an easy task. In the

> meantime, my real girl is sagging and my adopted girl creates a vacumn every

> time I move a certain way, then pops off my chest and makes a fart sound. Not

> good when trying to sell half million dollar homes.

> Geez! LOL!

Just got this from a friend who had breast cancer like about 3-4 years ago. Just after she lost the sight in one eye. So she has really come through great.

Janet

LCIS

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, so like I lost close to 40 pounds in the last six months and feel great. There is just one problem. The custom prosthesis and special bra I got from Berrien Cancer Center is too big now. I am trying to work around my business, home and holiday schedules to getting back to them; not an easy task. In the meantime, my real girl is sagging and my adopted girl creates a vacumn every time I move a certain way, then pops off my chest and makes a fart sound. Not good when trying to sell half million dollar homes.

Geez! LOL!

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