Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

[Guest guest]

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

Boo! HIss!

Ken

Mike wrote:

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

Boo! HIss!

Ken

Mike wrote:

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

Boo! HIss!

Ken

Mike wrote:

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

That quacks me up!

Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Boo! HIss!

Ken

Mike wrote:

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a

duck flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

That quacks me up!

Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Boo! HIss!

Ken

Mike wrote:

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a

duck flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

That quacks me up!

Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Boo! HIss!

Ken

Mike wrote:

Obvious question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a

duck flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

[Guest guest]

ok i've been waiting for 20 years to bring this up but....

back in the mid 1980's a guy was convicted of killing a duck with a golf club on

a golf course somewhere in the midwest (michigan i think)

what kind of club did he use ???

a wood.

what kind of duck was it ???

a wood duck.

so the slightly less than obvious question is....

drum roll please....

how many woods would a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck woods ?

sorry, couldn't resist.

jim davis

can ya believe you scrolled all the way down for that ???

Mike wrote: Obvious question: Why didn't the

paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

Visit our website at www.paramedicine.com

[Guest guest]

ok i've been waiting for 20 years to bring this up but....

back in the mid 1980's a guy was convicted of killing a duck with a golf club on

a golf course somewhere in the midwest (michigan i think)

what kind of club did he use ???

a wood.

what kind of duck was it ???

a wood duck.

so the slightly less than obvious question is....

drum roll please....

how many woods would a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck woods ?

sorry, couldn't resist.

jim davis

can ya believe you scrolled all the way down for that ???

Mike wrote: Obvious question: Why didn't the

paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

Visit our website at www.paramedicine.com

[Guest guest]

ok i've been waiting for 20 years to bring this up but....

back in the mid 1980's a guy was convicted of killing a duck with a golf club on

a golf course somewhere in the midwest (michigan i think)

what kind of club did he use ???

a wood.

what kind of duck was it ???

a wood duck.

so the slightly less than obvious question is....

drum roll please....

how many woods would a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck woods ?

sorry, couldn't resist.

jim davis

can ya believe you scrolled all the way down for that ???

Mike wrote: Obvious question: Why didn't the

paramedic just duck?

Mike

> Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

>

> POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

>

> MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is recovering this morning after a duck

flew into the windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

Visit our website at www.paramedicine.com

[Guest guest]

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

--- james davis wrote:

> ok i've been waiting for 20 years to bring this up

> but....

>

>

> back in the mid 1980's a guy was convicted of

> killing a duck with a golf club on a golf course

> somewhere in the midwest (michigan i think)

>

> what kind of club did he use ???

>

> a wood.

>

> what kind of duck was it ???

>

> a wood duck.

>

> so the slightly less than obvious question is....

>

> drum roll please....

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> how many woods would a wood duck duck if a wood duck

> could duck woods ?

>

>

> sorry, couldn't resist.

>

> jim davis

>

> can ya believe you scrolled all the way down for

> that ???

>

> Mike wrote: Obvious

> question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

>

> Mike

>

> On 12/11/05, Jack Pitcock

> wrote:

> > Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

> >

> > POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

> >

> > MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is

> recovering this morning after a duck flew into the

> windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

>

>

> Visit our website at www.paramedicine.com

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

--- james davis wrote:

> ok i've been waiting for 20 years to bring this up

> but....

>

>

> back in the mid 1980's a guy was convicted of

> killing a duck with a golf club on a golf course

> somewhere in the midwest (michigan i think)

>

> what kind of club did he use ???

>

> a wood.

>

> what kind of duck was it ???

>

> a wood duck.

>

> so the slightly less than obvious question is....

>

> drum roll please....

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> how many woods would a wood duck duck if a wood duck

> could duck woods ?

>

>

> sorry, couldn't resist.

>

> jim davis

>

> can ya believe you scrolled all the way down for

> that ???

>

> Mike wrote: Obvious

> question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

>

> Mike

>

> On 12/11/05, Jack Pitcock

> wrote:

> > Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

> >

> > POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

> >

> > MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is

> recovering this morning after a duck flew into the

> windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

>

>

> Visit our website at www.paramedicine.com

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

--- james davis wrote:

> ok i've been waiting for 20 years to bring this up

> but....

>

>

> back in the mid 1980's a guy was convicted of

> killing a duck with a golf club on a golf course

> somewhere in the midwest (michigan i think)

>

> what kind of club did he use ???

>

> a wood.

>

> what kind of duck was it ???

>

> a wood duck.

>

> so the slightly less than obvious question is....

>

> drum roll please....

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> how many woods would a wood duck duck if a wood duck

> could duck woods ?

>

>

> sorry, couldn't resist.

>

> jim davis

>

> can ya believe you scrolled all the way down for

> that ???

>

> Mike wrote: Obvious

> question: Why didn't the paramedic just duck?

>

> Mike

>

> On 12/11/05, Jack Pitcock

> wrote:

> > Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

> >

> > POSTED: 8:45 am EST December 7, 2005

> >

> > MIRAMAR, Fla. -- A Miramar paramedic is

> recovering this morning after a duck flew into the

> windshield of an ambulance he was driving Wednesday.

>

>

> Visit our website at www.paramedicine.com

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

I'm still wondering why no assessment was done on the duck.

Crosby

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Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

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I'm still wondering why no assessment was done on the duck.

Crosby

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Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

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[Guest guest]

I'm still wondering why no assessment was done on the duck.

Crosby

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Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

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OK, these puns are getting kinda fowl.......

Jeff

" Crosby, E " wrote:

I'm still wondering why no assessment was done on the duck.

Crosby

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Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

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OK, these puns are getting kinda fowl.......

Jeff

" Crosby, E " wrote:

I'm still wondering why no assessment was done on the duck.

Crosby

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Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

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OK, these puns are getting kinda fowl.......

Jeff

" Crosby, E " wrote:

I'm still wondering why no assessment was done on the duck.

Crosby

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Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

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[Guest guest]

" Crosby, E " wrote: I'm still wondering why

no assessment was done on the duck.

Instant black tag; not much assessment to that.

Duck stroganoff, anyone?

" The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but

because he loves what is behind him. " - GK Chesterton

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[Guest guest]

" Crosby, E " wrote: I'm still wondering why

no assessment was done on the duck.

Instant black tag; not much assessment to that.

Duck stroganoff, anyone?

" The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but

because he loves what is behind him. " - GK Chesterton

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[Guest guest]

" Crosby, E " wrote: I'm still wondering why

no assessment was done on the duck.

Instant black tag; not much assessment to that.

Duck stroganoff, anyone?

" The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but

because he loves what is behind him. " - GK Chesterton

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[Guest guest]

Hay, I was serious! That duck should have had full stabilization and

basting protocols applied,

Crosby

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Re: Duck Flies Into Ambulance, Injuring Paramedic

Why the duck did I bother reading all of that?

Andy Wheeler

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