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These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things

people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now

published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while

these exchanges were actually taking place.

>> Q: What is your date of birth?

>> A: July fifteenth.

>> Q: What year?

>> A: Every year.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

>> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

>> A: Yes.

>> Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

>> A: I forget.

>> Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something

>> that you've forgotten?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

>> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

>> Q: How long has he lived with you?

>> A: Forty-five years.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you

>> when he woke up that morning?

>> A: He said, " Where am I, ? "

>> Q: And why did that upset you?

>> A: My name is .

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his

>> sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Were you present at the time your picture was taken?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

>> A: Yes.

>> Q: And what were you doing at that time?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: She had three children, right?

>> A: Yes.

>> Q: How many were boys?

>> A: None.

>> Q: Were there any girls?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

>> A: By death.

>> Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Can you describe the individual?

>> A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

>> Q: Was this a male, or a female?

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a

>> deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

>> A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on

>> dead people?

>> A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did

>> you go to?

>> A: Oral.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

>> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

>> Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

>> A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was

>> doing an autopsy on him.

>> --------------------

>>

>> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you

>> check for a pulse?

>> A: No.

>> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

>> A: No.

>> Q: Did you check for breathing?

>> A: No.

>> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when

>> you began the autopsy?

>> A: No.

>> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

>> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

>> Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?

>> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and

>> practicing law somewhere.

Regards, -----------------------

Geoff ** Usual Disclaimers **

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