You know you have F.M.S. when.......

[Guest guest]

....getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

....you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

....you wake up with that morning- after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

....you go to make toast and nothing happens. You've plugged in the can opener.

....you sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

....you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deoderant.

....you get up to change the TV channel and decide as long as you're up, you might as well go to bed.

....you reach the toilet, but forget what you want to do.

....you can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about.

....you have to get rid of your dog; he kept trying to drag you into the yard to bury you.

....a passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.

....you know "where it's at" but you forgot why it's there.

....you read a note to yourself to pay a bill, and you wonder who the heck Bill is.

....you read 100 e-mails from your on-line support group, then realise you're in the recycle bin.

....you feed the dog twice, because she has learned how to trick you into thinking you forgot.

allrosy@...

[Guest guest]

Dear Geoff,

Glad you liked my jokes. F.M.S. stands for Fibromyalgia Syndrome but of

course you can apply these jokes to Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, R.A, or any of

the overlapping illnesses that this group deals with. I am sure we can all

relate to them.

Rosemary Trudeau.

allrosy@...

Re: You know you have F.M.S. when.......

> Those are great, especially:

>

> you go to make toast and nothing happens. You've plugged in the can

> opener.

>

> you read 100 e-mails from your on-line support group, then realize

> you're in the recycle bin.

>

> Outstanding!

>

> (BTW, what is FMS? Is this Fibromyalgia or Familial Mediterranean

> Syndrome?)

>

> Regards,

> -----------------------

> Geoff Crenshaw, ACC ** Usual Disclaimers **

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