Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Women Things The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.--Helen (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.--Janette Barber Who ever thought up the word " Mammogram " ? Every time I hear it, think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.--Jan King Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.--Lily Tomlin A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanicwho never owned a car.-- Snow Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. --Laurie Kuslansky My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. --Erma Bombeck Old age ain't no place for sissies.--Bette A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. --Rhonda Hansome The phrase " working mother " is redundant.--Jane Sellman Every time I close the door on reality itcomes in through the windows. -- Unlimited Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not hard. --Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.--Caryn Leschen I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -- Unlimited Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.-- Piro Behind every successful woman...... is abasket of dirty laundry.--Sally Forth Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. FAT CLOTHES. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND: 1. OTHER WOMEN! (Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have asfriends) Find the best deals on the web at AltaVista Shopping! http://www.shopping.altavista.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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