Re: ..What a Hoot these are!!!

[Guest guest]

I think I still have " Splish Splash " on a 45 RPM !

Thank you for a good laugh!

Louise

Some of the artists of the 60's and 70's are revising their hits

with new lyrics to accommodate aging audiences.

They include:

Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely

The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin: Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr: I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

a Flack: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

ny Nash: I Can't See Clearly Now

Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores: Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye: I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Procol Harem: A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations: Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba: Denture Queen

Tony Orlando: Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy: I am Woman, Hear me Snore

Willie : On the Throne Again

Gore: It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

Lots of hugs and prayers, Donelle

Caregiver to Glenn