Zippy Gizzardpants - NMR

[Guest guest]

That would make me Zippy Gizzardchunks - not very feminine. Ah well.

Peace --

Nan

Let me not criticize my neighbor until I have walked a mile in his moccasins.

[Guest guest]

That makes me sleazer cootiejuice. I think I have some students who would

love to call me Mrs. Cootiejuice.

laurie

>

> Reply-To:

> Date: Tue, 08 Apr 2003 21:00:30 -0700

> To:

> Subject: Zippy Gizzardpants - NMR

>

> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you

> need some silliness

> to break up the day. Follow the instructions to find

> your new name. For

> example, W. Bush's new name is Goober

> Bubbleshorts.

>

> Use the third letter of your first name to determine

> your New

> first name:

> a = poopsie

> b = lumpy

> c = buttercup

> d = gidget

> e = crusty

> f = greasy

> g = fluffy

> h = cheeseball

> i = chim-chim

> j = stinky

> k = flunky

> l = boobie

> m = pinky

> n = zippy

> o = goober

> p = doofus

> q = slimy

> r = loopy

> s = snotty

> t = tootie

> u = sleazer

> v = squeezit

> w = oprah

> x = skipper

> y = dinky

> z = zsa-zsa

>

> Use the second letter of your last name to determine

> the first half of

> your new last name:

> a = apple

> b = bottom

> c = giggle

> d = burger

> e = girdle

> f = barf

> g = lizard

> h = waffle

> i = cootie

> j = monkey

> k = potty

> l = liver

> m = banana

> n = rhino

> o = chicken

> p = hamster

> q = toad

> r = gizzard

> s = pizza

> t = gerbil

> u = bubble

> v = pickle

> w = chuckle

> x = tofu

> y = gorilla

> z = stinker

>

> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine

> the second half of

> your new last name:

> a = head

> b = mouth

> c = face

> d = nose

> e = tush

> f = breath

> g = pants

> h = shorts

> i = lips

> j = honker

> k = butt

> l = brain

> m = tushie

> n = chunks

> o = skank

> p = biscuits

> q = toes

> r = buns

> s = fanny

> t = sniffer

> u = sprinkles

> v = kisser

> w = squirt

> x = humperdink

> y = brains

> z = juice

>

> Now when you SEND THIS ON .... use your new name as

> the subject. And

> remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a

> day; adults laugh an

> average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your

> life!!!

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you

need some silliness

to break up the day. Follow the instructions to find

your new name. For

example, W. Bush's new name is Goober

Bubbleshorts.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine

your New

first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = sleazer

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine

the first half of

your new last name:

a = apple

b = bottom

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = chicken

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = bubble

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine

the second half of

your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = skank

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdink

y = brains

z = juice

Now when you SEND THIS ON .... use your new name as

the subject. And

remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a

day; adults laugh an

average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your

life!!!