Guest guest Posted March 6, 2000 Report Share Posted March 6, 2000 > > > > > >Life in America can be so confusing sometimes! > > > > > > > >Many, many years ago > > > >When I was twenty-three, > > > >I got married to a widow, > > > >Pretty as could be. > > > >This widow had a grown-up daughter > > > >With flowing hair of red. > > > >My father fell in love with her, > > > >And soon the two were wed. > > > >This made my dad my son-in-law > > > >And changed my very life. > > > >Now my daughter was my mother, > > > >For she was my father's wife. > > > >To complicate the matters worse, > > > >Although it brought me joy. > > > >I soon became the father > > > >Of a bouncing baby boy. > > > >My little baby then became > > > >A brother-in-law to dad. > > > >And so became my uncle, > > > >Though it made me very sad. > > > >For if he was my uncle, > > > >Then that also made him brother > > > >To the widow's grown-up-daughter > > > >Who, of course, was my stepmother. > > > >CONFUSED???!!!.. Relax... Go ahead.. > > > >Father's wife then had a son, > > > >Who kept them on the run. > > > >And he became my grandson, > > > >For he was my daughter's son, > > > >My wife is now my mother's mother > > > >And it makes me blue. > > > >Because, although she is my wife, > > > >She is my grandma too. > > > >If my wife is my grandmother, > > > >Then I am her grandchild. > > > >And every time I think of it, > > > >It simply drives me wild. > > > >For now I have become > > > >The strangest case you ever saw. > > > >As the husband of my grandmother, > > > >I am my own grandpa! > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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