Guest guest Posted September 18, 1999 Report Share Posted September 18, 1999 A few of us gals were passing this one around, and thought you all might get a lift from it. Enjoy! ->>Customer: >>I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do >>first? >> >>CS Rep: >>The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? >> >>Customer: >>Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. >>Is it okay to install while they are running? >> >>CS Rep: >>What programs are running ma'am? >> >>Customer: >>Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, >>GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. >> >>CS Rep: >>No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from >>your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent >>memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE >>will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module >>of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to >>completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. >>Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. >>Can you turn those off ma'am? >> >>Customer: >>I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? >> >>CS Rep: >>My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. >>Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and >>RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased. >> >>Customer: >>Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that >>normal? >> >>CS Rep: >>Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will >>reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message? >> >>Customer: >>Yes I do. Is it completely installed? >> >>CS Rep: >>Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You >>need to begin connecting to other HEART's in order to get the upgrades. >> >>Customer: >>Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do? >> >>CS Rep: >>What does the message say? >> >>Customer: >>It says " ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL >>COMPONENTS " . What does that mean? >> >>CS Rep: >>Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the >>LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not >>yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated >>programming things, but In non-technical terms it means you >>have to " LOVE " your own machine before it can " LOVE " others. >> >>Customer: >>So what should I do? >> >>CS Rep: >>Can you find the directory called " SELF-ACCEPTANCE " ? >> >>Customer: >>Yes, I have it. >> >>CS Rep: >>Excellent, you are getting good at this. >> >>Customer: >>Thank you. >> >>CS Rep: >>You're welcome. Click on the following files and then >>copy them to the " MYHEART " directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, >>SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. >>The system will overwrite any conflicting files and >>begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need >>to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and >>then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it >>is completely gone and never comes back. > >> >>Customer: >>Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat >>files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now >>and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and >>CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over >>My HEART! >> >>CS Rep: >>Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to >>handle It from here. One more thing before I go... >> >>Customer: >>Yes? >> >>CS Rep: >>LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules >>to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other >>people and they will return some really neat modules back to >>you. >> >>Customer: >>I will. Thank you for your help. >> >> >> >>Deirdre Mark >>Version Anglaise enr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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