Guest guest Posted November 9, 2000 Report Share Posted November 9, 2000 I thought everyone would get a kick out of this today!! Have a Great Day!!! Kay/MS Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2000 11:49 PM Subject: The way it is!!! Two laboratorians and an HMO manager died and lined up @ the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. asked them about themselves. One laboratorian stepped forward and said " I was a pathologist who helped save women's lives through early diagnosis of cervical cancer.St. said you can enter. The second laboratorian said,I was a medical technologist who made sure that all the proper diagnostic test were performed on the correct blood samples. St. also invited her in. the third applicant stepped forward and said, I was an HMO manager and I helped people get cost-effective healthcare.St, said you can come too. As the HMO manager walked by St. quietly added,But you can only stay three days.After that you can go to hell!!!!What do you think. The way it is!!! Two laboratorians and an HMO manager died and lined up @ the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. asked them about themselves. One laboratorian stepped forward and said "I was a pathologist who helped save women's lives through early diagnosis of cervical cancer.St. said you can enter. The second laboratorian said,I was a medical technologist who made sure that all the proper diagnostic test were performed on the correct blood samples. St. also invited her in. the third applicant stepped forward and said, I was an HMO manager and I helped people get cost-effective healthcare.St, said you can come too. As the HMO manager walked by St. quietly added,But you can only stay three days.After that you can go to hell!!!!What do you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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