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Lynda wrote>>It is of course very important that I put it all down in writing

rather

than just getting on with it!<<<

LOL

Mc

SAHM 6, Olivia 3, 1, 15/3/00

Nearly Ex-Editor Wallingford and District

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Lynda, you ought to adapt this as a Newsletter article or filler. I'm sure

a lot of branches would like to use it.

Cerys

Sidetracked

> How is it that I get sidetracked so easily? About 15 minutes ago I was

> feeding DS4 when DS3 announced that he needed a poo. He needs help

getting

> the trainer seat on the toilet so I put DS4 under the baby gym while I

went

> to sort that out. Got DS3 on the loo and he sent me out so I asked him to

> shout when he was finished. I went to the kitchen which is in earshot of

> the bathroom and thought I might as well start tonight's tea, so I ran

some

> water and started to peel the potatoes. DS3 shouted so I went to sort him

> out, rinsed the trainer seat and thought I might as well clean the sink

and

> toilet while I was there with wet hands. I decided it was time to change

> the towel so took the old one upstairs to put in the washing basket. So

as

> not to waste a trip upstairs, I started to unload the airing cupboard,

> putting the piles of ironed clothes on our bed ready to sort to the right

> drawers. There was a pile of nappies to go away which reminded me that I

> haven't hung today's washing out yet - hissing down with rain so I may as

> well drape it over the radiators. Went downstairs, unloaded the washing

> machine and started to hang it up at which point DS4 decided to remind me

> that he hadn't actually finished his feed.

> So, number of jobs started = 6, number of jobs finished = 1, and that was

> only wiping a bottom, and DS3 still has no pants and trousers on so I

> haven't really finished that either! The worst of it is that the only

jobs

> that I will finish before it's time to go to school are those involving

> food. DS4 is finishing off as I type, and I must get a casserole in the

> oven as it's swimming at 4.30 and there won't be another chance if the

boys

> are going to eat at a reasonable hour.

> It is of course very important that I put it all down in writing rather

> than just getting on with it!

>

> Lynda

> SAHM to (7), (5), Fraser (2), Callum (15/5/00)

> Newsletter editor, Mid-Northumberland Branch

>

>

>

> Live chat /chat/nct-coffee

>

> Have you found out about all the other groups for the NCT online?

>

>

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Well as my sister can post a long message about small boys and poos, I

thought I would join in and let you know what goes on here.

won't sit on the toilet/potty to poo, but if I notice him

straining, I race to get the potty, pull his trousers and pants down and

hold the potty behind him to catch it. He gets quite distressed by the

whole pooing concept, so I have to encourage him along. It goes something

like this...

Me: " Push "

Him: " I can't push "

Me: " Yes you can - one big push - I can see it coming out "

Him: " Waaahhhh! "

Me: " Come on, good boy, you're doing really well "

Him: " Oh (sob), I've done a wee wee now "

Me: " Don't worry about that, I'll mop that up, just concentrate on

pushing... "

Him: " Boo hoo, no I don't WANT to "

Me: " Here it comes, here it comes... ooh, looks like a big one... well

done, clever boy! "

Him: " What is it? "

Me: " It's a lovely poo, congratulations "

Anyone fancy me as a birthing partner?

McVeigh

Newsletter Editor & Secretary, Leighton Buzzard & District

SAHM to (AKA Tiff Toff) DOB 19/9/97

& Caitlin (AKA Cake Tin), DOB 12/1/00

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>How is it that I get sidetracked so easily? About 15 minutes ago I was

>feeding DS4 when DS3 announced that he needed a poo.

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LOL!! we have similar here, G *will* sit on the loo & tell me whne she need

to go but it usulaly involves a bit of a wait while she grunts & puffs and

says " its a big one mummy it might hurt "

me: " just s little push & it'll be out "

her: " ooh it hurts [involuntary pushing face]

her " hold my hand now " [grips tightly & bears down!!!]

me " well done "

her " phew its out now "

I often wonder if she'll want me there in labour too!!

Angi

so I have to encourage him along. It goes something

>like this...

>

>Me: " Push "

>Him: " I can't push "

>Me: " Yes you can - one big push - I can see it coming out "

>Him: " Waaahhhh! "

>Me: " Come on, good boy, you're doing really well "

>Him: " Oh (sob), I've done a wee wee now "

>Me: " Don't worry about that, I'll mop that up, just concentrate on

>pushing... "

>Him: " Boo hoo, no I don't WANT to "

>Me: " Here it comes, here it comes... ooh, looks like a big one... well

>done, clever boy! "

>Him: " What is it? "

>Me: " It's a lovely poo, congratulations "

>

>Anyone fancy me as a birthing partner?

>

>

>

> McVeigh

>Newsletter Editor & Secretary, Leighton Buzzard & District

>SAHM to (AKA Tiff Toff) DOB 19/9/97

> & Caitlin (AKA Cake Tin), DOB 12/1/00

>Photo Album:

>http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=697874 & a=5085964

>

>

>>How is it that I get sidetracked so easily? About 15 minutes ago I was

>>feeding DS4 when DS3 announced that he needed a poo.

>

>

>

>Live chat /chat/nct-coffee

>

>Have you found out about all the other groups for the NCT online?

>

>

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>Me: " Here it comes, here it comes... ooh, looks like a big one... well

>done, clever boy! "

>Him: " What is it? "

>Me: " It's a lovely poo, congratulations "

After DS3 has done a poo, he always tells me what it looks like. Usually a

crocodile for some strange aged nearly 3 reason!

Lynda

SAHM to (7), (5), Fraser (2), Callum (15/5/00)

Newsletter editor, Mid-Northumberland Branch

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DD2 describes hers as Hooog (as in enormous and certainly well out of

proportion of what go in at the top) or as 'chocolate buttons', sometimes

brown sometimes white!!!! DD1 (age 13)refuses to tell me what hers are

like.

Lesley

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After DS3 has done a poo, he always tells me what it looks like. Usually a

crocodile for some strange aged nearly 3 reason!

Lynda

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DS4 is finishing off as I type, and I must get a casserole in the

oven as it's swimming at 4.30 and there won't be another chance if the boys

are going to eat at a reasonable hour.

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LOL, Lynda, though you could save time by not taking your casserole

swimming!

Lesley

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>DD2 describes hers as Hooog (as in enormous and certainly well out of

>proportion of what go in at the top

LOL!!

I often wonder how dd1 has such an amount of waste matter when the stuff

going in would fill one tea plate (per week!!!)

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