Re: OT You know you're Canadian if...

[Guest guest]

And here in South Australia it's been 42 degrees celsius or more for over ten

days now

Chris.

>A true Canadian!! With the wind chill today it is minus 35. Not good for

your arthritis. Now that is getting a little too cool, eh!

>

>Bev

>

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> Subject: FW: You know you're Canadian if...

>

>

>

> 1) You've frozen your tongue to something metal and lived to tell about it.

> 2) You are not offended by the term " Homo Milk " .

> 3) You understand the sentence " Please pass me a serviette, I just spilled

my poutine " .

> 4) You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

> 5) You drink pop, not soda.

> 6) You know what it means to be on Pogey.

> 7) You know that a Mickey and 2-2x4's means a " Party at the camp, Eh? "

> 8) You can drink legally while still a teen.

> 9) You talk about the weather with friends and strangers alike.

> 10) You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba

> - it's just a place with good cigars and no Americans.

> 11) When there is a social problem, you ask the Government to fix it instead

of telling them to stay out of it.

> 12)You don't know who the nation's leader has EVER had sex with, and you'd

like to keep it that way.

> 13) You can get milk in bags, cartons, and plastic jugs.

> 14) Pike is a FISH, not a highway.

> 15) You know what a on screwdriver is.

> 16) You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

> 17) You have Canadian Tire money in a kitchen drawer.

> 18) You know that Thrills are something to chew that taste like soap.

> 19) You know that Mounties " don't always look like that " .

> 20) You dismiss all beer under 6% as for children and the elderly.

> 21)You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

> 22) You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

> 23) You participated in " Participaction " .

> 24) You wonder why there isn't a $5 coin yet.

> 25) Unlike any international terrorist/spy/assasin, most people don't have

a Canadian passport.

> 26) You use a red pen on all Non-Canadian books to fill in the missing " u's "

> from the words labor, honor, and color.

> 27) You know the French equivalents for the words " free " , " prize " , and " game "

thanks to your extensive education in cereal packaging.

> 28) You are excited whenever an American TV show mentions Canada.

> 29) You tell everyone at work about it the next day.

> 30) You can do all of the hand actions to Sharon, Lois, and Bram's song

" Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo " .

> 31) You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without getting sick.

> 32) You know what a Toque is.

> 33) You have some momento of Bob and Doug, and have sung the song

" Koo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo "

at least once in your life.

> 34) You know that Toronto is not a Province.

> 25) Back Bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorite food groups.

>

>

> And Now, some of the things that are COOL about Canada:

>

> 1) Crispy Crunch Chocolate bars.

> 2) Smarties Candies.

> 3) The size of Canadian footballs, football fields, and one less down.

> 4) Lacrosse is Canadian.

> 5) Hockey is Canadian.

> 6) Basketball is Canadian.

> 7) The biggest flags ever seen at the Olympic closing ceremonies were

Canadian

(twice ... and the second one was smuggled in due to a rule made because of

the first one).

> 8) Mr. Dressup could kick Mr. 's ass !

> 9) Way better beer commercials/contests. Molsons is throwing a beer bash

at a cabin in the Rockies, and someone gets to keep the cabin.

> 10) Much Music kicks MTV's ass !

> 11) Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin Donuuts ass !

> 12) Maple Syrup kicks Mrs. Butterworth's ass !

> (Aunt Jemima we're not sure)

> 13) In the war of 1812, we burned the White House and most of Washington.

> 14) Canada has the largest French population in the world that never

surrendered

to Germany.

> 15) Our " Civil War " was led by a Drunken, Insane Lyon McKenzie.

> 16) Our civil war was really a bar fight that lasted about a half-hour.

> 18) The only person arrested and hanged after our civil war was an American

mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing - he showed up just in time

to get caught - Louis Riel.

> 19) The Hudson Bay company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface.

> 20) The average dog sled team can kill and devour a man in under 3 min.

> 21) We don't have much of a taste for powdered bear testicles, but we know

who does, and we're willing to sell 'em.

> 22) We still know what to do with all of the parts of a Buffalo.

> 23) We don't marry our kinfolk.

> 24) We invented snowmobiles, jet skis, velcro, zippers, zambonies, and the

handles on cardboard beer cases.

> 25) We can hum the theme to " Definition " .

> 26) We know that any scale that says water freezes at 32 and boils at 212

is just stupid.

> 27) We wear socks with our sandals.

> 28) We can out-drink Americans.

> 29) Zero degrees Celcius is T-Shirt weather.

> 30) Minus 20 degrees Celcius just keeps the mosquitos down - minus 45 with

a wind blowin' - now that's gettin' cool out, Eh ?

>

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[Guest guest]

Please blow some of that wonderful warm air up this way!

Bev

>

> And here in South Australia it's been 42 degrees celsius or more for over

ten

> days now

>

> Chris.

>

> >A true Canadian!! With the wind chill today it is minus 35. Not good

for

> your arthritis. Now that is getting a little too cool, eh!

> >

> >Bev

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Subject: FW: You know you're Canadian if...

> >

> >

> >

> > 1) You've frozen your tongue to something metal and lived to tell about

it.

>

> > 2) You are not offended by the term " Homo Milk " .

> > 3) You understand the sentence " Please pass me a serviette, I just

spilled

> my poutine " .

> > 4) You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

> > 5) You drink pop, not soda.

> > 6) You know what it means to be on Pogey.

> > 7) You know that a Mickey and 2-2x4's means a " Party at the camp, Eh? "

> > 8) You can drink legally while still a teen.

> > 9) You talk about the weather with friends and strangers alike.

> > 10) You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba

> > - it's just a place with good cigars and no Americans.

> > 11) When there is a social problem, you ask the Government to fix it

instead

> of telling them to stay out of it.

> > 12)You don't know who the nation's leader has EVER had sex with, and

you'd

> like to keep it that way.

> > 13) You can get milk in bags, cartons, and plastic jugs.

> > 14) Pike is a FISH, not a highway.

> > 15) You know what a on screwdriver is.

> > 16) You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

> > 17) You have Canadian Tire money in a kitchen drawer.

> > 18) You know that Thrills are something to chew that taste like soap.

> > 19) You know that Mounties " don't always look like that " .

> > 20) You dismiss all beer under 6% as for children and the elderly.

> > 21)You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

> > 22) You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

> > 23) You participated in " Participaction " .

> > 24) You wonder why there isn't a $5 coin yet.

> > 25) Unlike any international terrorist/spy/assasin, most people don't

have

> a Canadian passport.

> > 26) You use a red pen on all Non-Canadian books to fill in the missing

" u's "

>

> > from the words labor, honor, and color.

> > 27) You know the French equivalents for the words " free " , " prize " , and

" game "

> thanks to your extensive education in cereal packaging.

> > 28) You are excited whenever an American TV show mentions Canada.

> > 29) You tell everyone at work about it the next day.

> > 30) You can do all of the hand actions to Sharon, Lois, and Bram's song

" Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo " .

>

> > 31) You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without getting sick.

> > 32) You know what a Toque is.

> > 33) You have some momento of Bob and Doug, and have sung the song

" Koo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo "

> at least once in your life.

> > 34) You know that Toronto is not a Province.

> > 25) Back Bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorite food groups.

> >

> >

> > And Now, some of the things that are COOL about Canada:

> >

> > 1) Crispy Crunch Chocolate bars.

> > 2) Smarties Candies.

> > 3) The size of Canadian footballs, football fields, and one less down.

> > 4) Lacrosse is Canadian.

> > 5) Hockey is Canadian.

> > 6) Basketball is Canadian.

> > 7) The biggest flags ever seen at the Olympic closing ceremonies were

Canadian

> (twice ... and the second one was smuggled in due to a rule made because

of

> the first one).

> > 8) Mr. Dressup could kick Mr. 's ass !

> > 9) Way better beer commercials/contests. Molsons is throwing a beer

bash

> at a cabin in the Rockies, and someone gets to keep the cabin.

> > 10) Much Music kicks MTV's ass !

> > 11) Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin Donuuts ass !

> > 12) Maple Syrup kicks Mrs. Butterworth's ass !

> > (Aunt Jemima we're not sure)

> > 13) In the war of 1812, we burned the White House and most of

Washington.

>

> > 14) Canada has the largest French population in the world that never

surrendered

> to Germany.

> > 15) Our " Civil War " was led by a Drunken, Insane Lyon McKenzie.

> > 16) Our civil war was really a bar fight that lasted about a half-hour.

> > 18) The only person arrested and hanged after our civil war was an

American

> mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing - he showed up just in

time

> to get caught - Louis Riel.

> > 19) The Hudson Bay company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface.

> > 20) The average dog sled team can kill and devour a man in under 3 min.

> > 21) We don't have much of a taste for powdered bear testicles, but we

know

> who does, and we're willing to sell 'em.

> > 22) We still know what to do with all of the parts of a Buffalo.

> > 23) We don't marry our kinfolk.

> > 24) We invented snowmobiles, jet skis, velcro, zippers, zambonies, and

the

> handles on cardboard beer cases.

> > 25) We can hum the theme to " Definition " .

> > 26) We know that any scale that says water freezes at 32 and boils at

212

> is just stupid.

> > 27) We wear socks with our sandals.

> > 28) We can out-drink Americans.

> > 29) Zero degrees Celcius is T-Shirt weather.

> > 30) Minus 20 degrees Celcius just keeps the mosquitos down - minus 45

with

> a wind blowin' - now that's gettin' cool out, Eh ?

> >

> >

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