Your Rocky Mountain Answers

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Well first of all let me start by saying that I is a southern

gentleman. And I always believe in treating a lady like a lady!

Even if she does not act like a lady.

Rock mountain oysters is a gentleman's appetizer. If prepared

correctly it will not only please him but is apt to tize her as

well! If you know what I'm gettin at.

Moving right along, no they are not a form of shell fish. However if

you add a little tabasco to it, it just might " shell you fish " . If

you understand me correctly.

Secondly, I find it very hard to believe and extremely unnerving you

being a Tennessee gal that you don't know the origin of your staple

diet. I suggest you contact your cousin in them dar mountains and

ask them to give you a lesson in farming and proper hog raisin.

And Mama Dog, I have not seen hide nor hair of this Elodia. If I

pronounced her name correctly. But in any event, don't fret, I can

always find a stray hog if my freezer is empty.

So put the grits own, light the oven and keep the porch light on for

me.

I'm comin home with the vittles!

country bob evans