OT: The People That Make The Laws

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Today must be my day! I'm going to have to get off this computer. <G>

Just thought you folks in the USA might get a wiffle out of this

Subject: EMPLOYEES STATES

> > Some interesting gouge that was passed out, oddly enough, at the

base

> > chapel:

> >

> > Can you imagine working at the following company? It has a little

over 500

> > employees with the following statistics:

> >

> > 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

> > 7 have been arrested for fraud

> > 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

> > 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

> > 3 have been arrested for assault

> > 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

> > 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

> > 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

> > 21 are current defendants in lawsuits

> > In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

> >

> > Can you guess which organization this is?

> >

> > Give up?

> >

> > It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group

that

> > perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed

to keep

> > the rest of us in line.

[Guest guest]

gee, they don't sound a whole lot different than most folks.

Mark

EMPLOYEES STATES

>

>

> > > Some interesting gouge that was passed out, oddly enough, at the

> base

> > > chapel:

> > >

> > > Can you imagine working at the following company? It has a little

> over 500

> > > employees with the following statistics:

> > >

> > > 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

> > > 7 have been arrested for fraud

> > > 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

> > > 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

> > > 3 have been arrested for assault

> > > 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

> > > 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

> > > 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

> > > 21 are current defendants in lawsuits

> > > In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

> > >

> > > Can you guess which organization this is?

> > >

> > > Give up?

> > >

> > > It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group

> that

> > > perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed

> to keep

> > > the rest of us in line.

>

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Geoff: Yikes, God help us!

EMPLOYEES STATES

>

>

>> > Some interesting gouge that was passed out, oddly enough, at the

>base

>> > chapel:

>> >

>> > Can you imagine working at the following company? It has a little

>over 500

>> > employees with the following statistics:

>> >

>> > 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

>> > 7 have been arrested for fraud

>> > 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

>> > 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

>> > 3 have been arrested for assault

>> > 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

>> > 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

>> > 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

>> > 21 are current defendants in lawsuits

>> > In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

>> >

>> > Can you guess which organization this is?

>> >

>> > Give up?

>> >

>> > It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group

>that

>> > perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed

>to keep

>> > the rest of us in line.

>

>

>

>

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