Guest guest Posted December 8, 1999 Report Share Posted December 8, 1999 What are we seniour citizens worth? Why, we're worth a fortune, with all the silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys and lead in our feet. As for myself, I have become a little older and a few changes have come into my life. ly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing FIVE gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. I immediately go to see . After that Charlie Horse comes along, and he really takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day. However, he doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he just takes me from joint to joint. Finally, after such a busy day, I'm really glad to be able to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!!!!!! P.S. The preacher came by the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, " Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself...'What am I here after? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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