Guest guest Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Resume: lengthy: yes, impressive? > > RESUME: W. Bush > > The White House, USA > > > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE > > > > LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for > > driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, > > and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving > > record has been " lost " and is not available. > > > > MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I > > refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. > > By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat > > duty in Vietnam. > > > > COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader. > > > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > > > > I ran for US Congress and lost. > > > > I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I > > bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company > > went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. > > > > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that > > took land using taxpayer money. > > > > With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil > > industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of > > Texas. > > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: > > > > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, > > making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. > > > > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden > > city in America. > > > > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions > > in borrowed money. > > > > I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American > > history. > > > > With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's > > appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by > > over 500,000 votes. > > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: > > > > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one > > billion dollars per week. > > > > I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury. > > > > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history. > > > > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any > > 12-month period. > > > > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the > > US stock market. > > > > I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal > > record. > > > > I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year > > period. > > > > After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst > > security failure in U.S.history. > > > > I am supporting development of a nuclear " Tactical Bunker Buster, " a > > WMD. > > > > In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for > > attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends. > > > > I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president. > > > > In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs > > and that trend continues every month. > > > > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. > > > > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any > > president in US history. > > > > I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any > > president since the advent of television. > > > > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to > > intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. > > > > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history. > > > > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in > > duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war > time. > > > > I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to > > simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) > > shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of > > mankind. > > > > I've broken more international treaties than any president in US > > history. > > > > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any > > administration in US history. My " poorest millionaire, " Condoleeza > > Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. > > > > I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked, > > preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I > > did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US > > citizens, and the world community. > > > > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy > > in the history of the United States government. > > > > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations > > remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. > > > > I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law. > > > > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war " > > detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. > > > > I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election > > inspectors (during the 2002 US election). > > > > I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most > > corporate campaign donations. > > > > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, > > Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in > > US history. My political party used the Enron private jets and > > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court > > during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and > > Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money > > was spent investigating the Lewinsky affair than has been spent > > investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. > > > > I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center > > attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country > > in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. > > > > I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) > > view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. > > > > I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded > > government contracts. > > > > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and > > Saddam Hussein to justice. > > > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > > > > All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's > > library, sealed, and unavailable for public view. > > > > All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my > > bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public > > view. > > > > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, > > attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and > > unavailable for public review. > > > > Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 - > > > > Send this to every voter you know. > > > > > > Let us continue the Bush Legacy: One Term Presidency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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