tampons and cigarettes

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Tampons and Cigarettes

   A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

   The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He

   answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

   She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he

   deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

   She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons

   for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent

   my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back

   with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.... 'cause it's

   sooooooooooo

   much cheaper. So....I figure if I have to roll my own...

   so does she...."