QANTAS to Revellers Travel Detail NYE

[Guest guest]

G'dai everyone, this is your QANTAS Cap'n (Super Cutie) speaking, has requested the following Pick you up Plan

Fly straight up to Alaska to pick up Dream Boat Cap'n A.J. ,

Next Stop Canada & then a merry criss-cross, kanga hopping the length & breadth of the US of A

Over to the UK for the Triplets, Zena, & May & then back to Oz via India to collect Geeta & zooooooom Sydney Harbour here we come grabbing from the Far North Coast of NSW on approach.

WE can assure you we're highly trained to hear Cooooooo-ee's from a Airspace & if you get left behind just give us another one & the Kanga will hop back to get you!

It's a QANTAS requirement that you have FUN onboard...no jetlag..this is a cyberspace flight...no sleep required...you'll be tickety boo when you arrive .......our Cabin Crew are well versed in Cyberspace Flying...we do it all the time!

See you soon....

Cap'n Super Cutie

PS there's plenty of Fridge Space to load your 'Plates' ...TRANSLATION: Aussie Tradition at Parties is to 'Bring a Plate' (ie A PLATE FULL of Food!)

Over n' Out!