a question... and other stuff

[Guest guest]

Hello everybody,

The board is being still, so I'll pose an " interesting question " ...

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor

doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he

doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

A Visit to the Vet

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The

vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on

the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few

moments tells the man that his dog is dead. The man, clearly agitated and

not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the

back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's

body. The cat sniffs the dog, walks from its head to its tail sniffing and

poking its body, and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at

the man and says, " I'm sorry, but the cat thinks your dog is dead too. " The

man, finally accepting the fate of his dog, thanks the vet and asks how much

he owes. The vet answers, " $350. "

" $350 to tell me my dog is dead?! " exclaims the man.

" Well, " the vet replies, " I would have only charged you $50 for my initial

diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan. "

Another Funny Quote

Outside of a dog, a good book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its

too dark to read.

--Mark Twain

Regards