Re: proper holiday conduct

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I always thought that carrot sticks were there for colour

Love Ze xx>> 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table> knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave> immediately.> > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.> >> > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find> it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000> calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an> eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!> >> > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole point of> gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your> mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.> >> > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or> whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car> with an automatic transmission.> >> > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control> your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other> people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?> >> > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.> You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the> time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while> carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .> >> > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like> frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself> near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the> center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave> them behind, you're never going to see them again.> >> > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if> you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have> three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?> >> > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory> celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.> >> > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or> get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips;> start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner. Remember this> motto to live by:> > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving> safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in> sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out> and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'> >> > Have a great holiday season> >> >> > > > ---------------------------------> Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.>

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LOL Love this Love and Prayers, Peggy  ipf 6/04 Florida"Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up." 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet tableknows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leaveimmediately.> Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.>> 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't findit any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into aneggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!>> 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole point ofgravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of yourmashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.>> 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk orwhole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports carwith an automatic transmission.>> 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to controlyour eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat otherpeople's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?>> 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is thetime for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table whilecarrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .>> 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, likefrosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourselfnear them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming thecenter of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leavethem behind, you're never going to see them again.>> 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or ifyou don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always havethree. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?>> 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatorycelebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.>> 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party orget up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips;start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner. Remember thismotto to live by:> 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arrivingsafely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid insideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn outand screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'>> Have a great holiday season>>Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

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I don't eat carrots or fruit cake at all Irene Raynaud's Disease 09/07 PF 03/07 Canada

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Subject: Re: proper holiday conduct

I always thought that carrot sticks were there for colour

Love Ze xx

>

> 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table

> knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave

> immediately.

> > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

> >

> > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find

> it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000

> calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an

> eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

> >

> > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole point of

> gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your

> mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

> >

> > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or

> whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car

> with an automatic transmission.

> >

> > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control

> your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other

> people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

> >

> > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.

> You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the

> time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while

> carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .

> >

> > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like

> frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself

> near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the

> center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave

> them behind, you're never going to see them again.

> >

> > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if

> you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have

> three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

> >

> > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory

> celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

> >

> > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or

> get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips;

> start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner. Remember this

> motto to live by:

> > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving

> safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in

> sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out

> and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

> >

> > Have a great holiday season

> >

> >

>

>

>

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>

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Irene, now I'm SUPER worried about you...you DO drink COKE but you DON'T eat yummy, packed with goodness, Carrots, or SUBLIME Fruitcake....

Now I'm REALLY heading out the door!

Hugs,

> >> > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table> > knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave> > immediately.> > > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.> > >> > > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find> > it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000> > calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an> > eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!> > >> > > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole point of> > gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your> > mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.> > >> > > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or> > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car> > with an automatic transmission.> > >> > > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control> > your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other> > people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?> > >> > > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.> > You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the> > time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while> > carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .> > >> > > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like> > frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself> > near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the> > center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave> > them behind, you're never going to see them again.> > >> > > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if> > you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have> > three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?> > >> > > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory> > celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.> > >> > > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or> > get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips;> > start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner. Remember this> > motto to live by:> > > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving> > safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in> > sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out> > and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'> > >> > > Have a great holiday season> > >> > >> > > > > > > > ---------------------------------> > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.> >> > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________> Meet the new AOL.ca. Free radio, music, videos, news & entertainment ? with a Canadian perspective.>

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Fruit cake Can't eat anything with raisins currents or sultana's in. I don't know why, I'm just odd.

One year I will make pumpkin pie, that's sweet isn't it?

Love Ze xx> >> > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table> > knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave> > immediately.> > > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.> > >> > > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find> > it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000> > calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an> > eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!> > >> > > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole point of> > gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your> > mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.> > >> > > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or> > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car> > with an automatic transmission.> > >> > > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control> > your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other> > people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?> > >> > > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.> > You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the> > time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while> > carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .> > >> > > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like> > frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself> > near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the> > center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave> > them behind, you're never going to see them again.> > >> > > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if> > you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have> > three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?> > >> > > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory> > celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.> > >> > > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or> > get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips;> > start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner. Remember this> > motto to live by:> > > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving> > safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in> > sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out> > and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'> > >> > > Have a great holiday season> > >> > >> > > > > > > > ---------------------------------> > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.> >> > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________> Meet the new AOL.ca. Free radio, music, videos, news & entertainment ? with a Canadian perspective.>

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I didn't know people actually ate fruit cake. I just thought people

sold it for charities and guilted their friends into buying it, then

eventually throwing it away. Please no more mention of fruit

cake....makes my stomach churn....lol

> > >

> > > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday

buffet

> table

> > > knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see

carrots,

> leave

> > > immediately.

> > > > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

> > > >

> > > > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.

You

> can't find

> > > it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that

it

> has 10,000

> > > calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into

an

> > > eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one

for

> me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

> > > >

> > > > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole

point

> of

> > > gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano

out of

> your

> > > mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

> > > >

> > > > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with

skim

> milk or

> > > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a

> sports car

> > > with an automatic transmission.

> > > >

> > > > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to

> control

> > > your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is

to eat

> other

> > > people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

> > > >

> > > > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and

New

> Year's.

> > > You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.

This is

> the

> > > time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet

> table while

> > > carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .

> > > >

> > > > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table,

> like

> > > frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa,

position

> yourself

> > > near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before

becoming

> the

> > > center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If

you

> leave

> > > them behind, you're never going to see them again.

> > > >

> > > > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of

each.

> Or if

> > > you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin.

Always

> have

> > > three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor

> Day?

> > > >

> > > > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with

the

> mandatory

> > > celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have

some

> standards.

> > > >

> > > > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave

the

> party or

> > > get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-

read

> tips;

> > > start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner.

Remember

> this

> > > motto to live by:

> > > > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention

of

> arriving

> > > safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to

skid

> in

> > > sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up,

totally

> worn out

> > > and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

> > > >

> > > > Have a great holiday season

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > ---------------------------------

> > > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with

Yahoo!

> Search.

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

>

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Fruit Cake, Fruit Cake, FRUIT CAKE, FRRRRRUIT CAKE......there you go Brucie Wucie Bugle Boy...that's a challenge I just HAD to take on!!!!!!

Oooh Deary Me, are you looking a little GREEN....lol,lol,lol....

Cheers,

'Scilly'

PS We're just about to start on our 2nd F.C.....but then we know how to cook a 'beaudie bottla' down here!!

> > > >> > > > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday > buffet> > table> > > > knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see > carrots,> > leave> > > > immediately.> > > > > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.> > > > >> > > > > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. > You> > can't find> > > > it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that > it> > has 10,000> > > > calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into > an> > > > eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one > for> > me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!> > > > >> > > > > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the whole > point> > of> > > > gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano > out of> > your> > > > mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.> > > > >> > > > > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with > skim> > milk or> > > > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a> > sports car> > > > with an automatic transmission.> > > > >> > > > > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to> > control> > > > your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is > to eat> > other> > > > people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?> > > > >> > > > > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and > New> > Year's.> > > > You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. > This is> > the> > > > time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet> > table while> > > > carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .> > > > >> > > > > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table,> > like> > > > frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, > position> > yourself> > > > near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before > becoming> > the> > > > center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If > you> > leave> > > > them behind, you're never going to see them again.> > > > >> > > > > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of > each.> > Or if> > > > you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. > Always> > have> > > > three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor> > Day?> > > > >> > > > > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with > the> > mandatory> > > > celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have > some> > standards.> > > > >> > > > > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave > the> > party or> > > > get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-> read> > tips;> > > > start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner. > Remember> > this> > > > motto to live by:> > > > > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention > of> > arriving> > > > safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to > skid> > in> > > > sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, > totally> > worn out> > > > and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'> > > > >> > > > > Have a great holiday season> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > ---------------------------------> > > > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with > Yahoo!> > Search.> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > ______________________________________________________________________> __> > > Meet the new AOL.ca. Free radio, music, videos, news & > entertainment ?> > with a Canadian perspective.> > >> >>

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Catching myself right before hitting send button with Lindt Truffles

and opening package I had wrapped so nicely. Starting to eat

them....one by one. Ooooooooh, so good. Too bad blew her chance

of getting any.

> > > > >

> > > > > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday

> > buffet

> > > table

> > > > > knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see

> > carrots,

> > > leave

> > > > > immediately.

> > > > > > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's

rare.

> > You

> > > can't find

> > > > > it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares

that

> > it

> > > has 10,000

> > > > > calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn

into

> > an

> > > > > eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have

one

> > for

> > > me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the

whole

> > point

> > > of

> > > > > gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a

volcano

> > out of

> > > your

> > > > > mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano.

Repeat.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with

> > skim

> > > milk or

> > > > > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like

buying a

> > > sports car

> > > > > with an automatic transmission.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an

effort to

> > > control

> > > > > your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party

is

> > to eat

> > > other

> > > > > people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now

and

> > New

> > > Year's.

> > > > > You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.

> > This is

> > > the

> > > > > time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the

buffet

> > > table while

> > > > > carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet

table,

> > > like

> > > > > frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa,

> > position

> > > yourself

> > > > > near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before

> > becoming

> > > the

> > > > > center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of

shoes. If

> > you

> > > leave

> > > > > them behind, you're never going to see them again.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice

of

> > each.

> > > Or if

> > > > > you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin.

> > Always

> > > have

> > > > > three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert?

Labor

> > > Day?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded

with

> > the

> > > mandatory

> > > > > celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have

> > some

> > > standards.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you

leave

> > the

> > > party or

> > > > > get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.

Re-

> > read

> > > tips;

> > > > > start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner.

> > Remember

> > > this

> > > > > motto to live by:

> > > > > > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the

intention

> > of

> > > arriving

> > > > > safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather

to

> > skid

> > > in

> > > > > sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up,

> > totally

> > > worn out

> > > > > and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Have a great holiday season

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > ---------------------------------

> > > > > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with

> > Yahoo!

> > > Search.

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Now take care BWBB...you'll go positively PUCE if you keep that up #*#*#*# 'nough said I reckon....

'Scilly'

> > > > > >> > > > > > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday> > > buffet> > > > table> > > > > > knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see> > > carrots,> > > > leave> > > > > > immediately.> > > > > > > Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's > rare.> > > You> > > > can't find> > > > > > it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares > that> > > it> > > > has 10,000> > > > > > calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn > into> > > an> > > > > > eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have > one> > > for> > > > me. Have< BR>two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 3. If something co mes wi th gravy, use it. That's the > whole> > > point> > > > of> > > > > > gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a > volcano> > > out of> > > > your> > > > > > mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. > Repeat.> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with> > > skim> > > > milk or> > > > > > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like > buying a> > > > sports car> > > > > > with an automatic transmission.> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an > effort to> > > > control> > > > > > your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party > is> > > to eat> > > > other> > > > > > people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now > and> > > New> > > > Year's.> > > > > > You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.> > > This is> > > > the> > > > > > time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the > buffet> > > > table while> > > > > > carrying a 10-pou nd pla te of food and that vat of eggnog .> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet > table,> > > > like> > > > > > frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa,> > > position> > > > yourself> > > > > > near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before> > > becoming> > > > the> > > > > > center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of > shoes. If> > > you> > > > leave> > > > > > them behind, you're never going to see them again.> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice > of> > > each.> > > > Or if> > > > > > you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin.> > > Always> > > > have> > > > > > three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? > Labor> > > > Day?> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded > with> > > the> > > > mandatory> > > > > > celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have> > > some> > > > standards.> > > > > > >> > > > > > > 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you > leave> > > the> > > > party or> > > > > > get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. > Re-> > > read> > > > tips;> > > > > > start over, but hurry, January is just around the co rner.> > > Remember> > > > this> > > > > > motto to live by:> > > > > > > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the > intention> > > of> > > > arriving> > > > > > safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather > to> > > skid> > > > in> > > > > > sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up,> > > totally> > > > worn out> > > > > > and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'> > > > > > >> > > > > > > Have a great holiday season> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > > ---------------------------------> > > > > > Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with> > > Yahoo!> > > > Search.> > > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > > > ______________________________________________________________________> > > __> > > > > Meet the new AOL.ca. Free radio, music, videos, news & > > > entertainment ?> > > > with a Canadian perspective.> > > > >> > > >> > >> >>

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Yeaaaahhh Bruce...I saw being bad but I'm not! I'm such a good girl. Can I have one, canicanicani?

Sher; ipf 3-06; OR.Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!

[Guest guest]

Now Sassie Sher...trying to get away with a dollop of PROJECTION are you??????

SG in O>> Yeaaaahhh Bruce...I saw being bad but I'm not! I'm such a good girl. Can I have one, canicanicani?> Sher; ipf 3-06; OR.> Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!>

[Guest guest]

Now Sassie Sher...trying to get away with a dollop of PROJECTION are you??????

SG in O>> Yeaaaahhh Bruce...I saw being bad but I'm not! I'm such a good girl. Can I have one, canicanicani?> Sher; ipf 3-06; OR.> Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!>

[Guest guest]

Now Sassie Sher...trying to get away with a dollop of PROJECTION are you??????

SG in O>> Yeaaaahhh Bruce...I saw being bad but I'm not! I'm such a good girl. Can I have one, canicanicani?> Sher; ipf 3-06; OR.> Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!>

[Guest guest]

...no projection here. I SAW you bein' bad! lol

Sher; ipf 3-06; OR.Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!

[Guest guest]

Moi! Nevvvva...often mad (ask BWBB) but not BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe, maybe just a leeetle bit mischievous...Sometimes! When called for! Every Now & Then! Once in a Blue Moon! Hardly Ever! As & When Required! Only 'cos you asked me to! He Made me! She Made Me!

As for you & PROJECTION....yeh, yeh...whatever makes you HAPPY!

Cheers,

'Scilly' in Oz>> ...no projection here. I SAW you bein' bad! lol> Sher; ipf 3-06; OR.> Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!>