Re: Re: On the Lighter side ;)

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,We have all been so worried lately that the blond thing was just a diversion for a min. Oh yeah, I'm blond. (Lady Clairol) covers my white.  Love and Prayers, Peggy  ipf 6/04 Florida"Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up." Peggy,       Being a Brunette, I have the luxury of thinking this is funny BUT let me just say for a gal who has a history of NOT liking LONG messages you sure are a'tapping furiously with the stories girl !!!!! ( I liked your prayer story too!)        Keep 'em coming Princess H.H.P.,        love,        in Oz       >> > Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on > the Texas Highway Patrol.> > The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them > and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"> > The blondes all nodded.> > The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. > Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, > "To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be > able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities > such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the > face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.! > "Now ," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about > this man ?"> > The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"> > The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye > in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The > first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The > detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her > face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? > Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"> > "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands > and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This > is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! > You're excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the > office.> > The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and > said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......" He flashed the > photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying , > "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about > this man?"> > The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The > detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking > at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with > a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says > he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at > his picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! > With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."> > > > > Love and Prayers, Peggy> ipf 6/04 Florida> "Worry looks around,> Sorry looks back,> Faith looks up.">