Re: Fw: Aging with a Smile

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LOL. That was just what I needed to make the night easier to get through

TriciaTonia wrote:

lol, one that has a few of the usuals....but some new ones!

Enjoy!!!

Tonia

Aging WITH A SMILE...

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old .. as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age... But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing

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Tricia

Glad you liked it.

every so often, I'll get a few odds and ends Like this that I do share....although, lately, the ones I used to get these things from doesn't send me as many anymore...

darn it.

Tonia

-------Original Message-------

LOL. That was just what I needed to make the night easier to get through

TriciaTonia wrote:

lol, one that has a few of the usuals....but some new ones!

Enjoy!!!

Tonia

Aging WITH A SMILE...

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old .. as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age... But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing

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