Re: Christmas Carols for the MI challenged

[Guest guest]

THANKS!!

After last night I needed that. Already had an issues with my 30 yr old-

This 2-12 what ever age in an adult body sure is hard. They are always

UP to something and you know it's not constructive.

My motto is gonna be- If you're feeling up and hopeful...this too will

pass!

Thanks for the GRINS

LouAnn

funnygirl1154@... wrote:

>

> Not meant to offend anyone, just thought a little lighthearted humor

> might

> bring a smile to our otherwise pouting faces.......... I know it

> lifted me a

> little. Happy New Year to All and may we find peace. Debbie in NJ

>

> Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged . . .

>

> Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

>

> Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

>

> Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

>

> Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

>

> Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

> Stores

> and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire

> Hydrants and ...

>

> Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

>

> Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open

> Fire

>

> Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm

> Gonna

> Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

>

> Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

> >Bells,

> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

> Jingle

> Bells ...

>

> Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave

> My

> House

>

> Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My

> House in My

> Slippers and Robe

>

> Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So

> I

> Burned Down the House

>

> Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

> While I

> Sit Here and Hyperventilate

>

> Merry Christmas!

>

>