Your Favorite Color

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Mine's blue. What's yours?!

Alison

> Your Favorite Color Is the Key To Your Sexual Life

>

> The clothes you wear, your home furnishings, and the car you drive all

> give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you

> select for your possesions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite

> color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, escpecially

> in your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the

> one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the

> sexual you. A panel of psychologist, speaking at the 1975 Home

> Interior Design Forum, explained the association between color and

> sexual patterns.

>

> RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are

> easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual

> spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get

> together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers

> of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

>

> YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex

> and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is

> yellow. But don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In

> most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires

> in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to it's fullest, but you

> will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

>

> PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual

> matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to

> deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because

> they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire

> wardrobes of pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.

> They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and

> not keep one, perfering to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women

> whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

>

> PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider them to be too

> sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type

> who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach

> to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned wiht

> their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

>

> BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily

> meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world

> and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to perfer perverted sex

> and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody

> people and often perform at their peak under stress or during unhappy

> times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders perfer the color

> black. And it is no coincidence that the uniforms of mobsters and

> teenage gangs is black attire.

>

> GREEN: Those who perform green are fresh and innocent in their

> approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like

> virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and

> awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are

> gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need

> worry about infidelity.

>

> ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The

> sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the

> star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet

> nothings, meaningless dialogue, they feel it's their image. Orange

> people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good

> act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts

> on the sex partner's back.

>

> BROWN: If you love brown, you're a treasure for the right mate. Brown

> lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of

> their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say " I

> love you " often anough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or

> catching snowflakes on their tongues is a turn-on to a lover of brown.

> They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions

> are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

>

> GREY: The color grey is perferred by people who are indecisive. They

> can't get exciting about anything -- including color -- so they choose

> a noncommital shade. Men who perfer grey look at sex as a way of

> relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,

> thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for

> one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become

> pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex

> act is over and done. But when teamed with another color, the grey

> spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey

> marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.

>

> BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners,

> affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider

> love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love

> blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like

> they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to

> the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be

> compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and

> men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex

> act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never

> seeking outside interests.

>

> WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.

> These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and

> to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will

> undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex

> act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.??

>

> What's your fav color?

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