Guest guest Posted April 2, 1999 Report Share Posted April 2, 1999 A 90's Bedtime Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, from the night stand, buttons beep. PC all set to download a file and send the mail in a little while. Then gather the news before the dawn and all the scores from fans long gone. The AC is set to cut back on cool; Lights to blink, the burglars to fool. Alarm clock set on delayed shutoff; CD to play some, then cutoff. Sleep-maker set on medium tension, Voice mail set on no-wake suspension. Burglar alarm on delay activate; Carport lite on, for son who's late. Mr. Coffee all set to percolate; Dishwasher to run at ten of eight. Air purifier cleans each hour tonite; Water filter to fill the tank just right. VCR to tape three good shows, Something to watch during winter snows. Motion detectors on, to check what moves; White noise machine set to seaside soothes. Camcorder is ready to film in a flash Blender's all set, the fruit to mash. Lord, Bless our all-electric domain; Keep lightning away if it should rain. Let no errant shock reset it all; Watch over the breaker box in the hall. I'm wide awake now from all this hassle; God bless our multi-megawatt castle. --author unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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