Christmas Carols for the MI challenged

[Guest guest]

Not meant to offend anyone, just thought a little lighthearted humor might

bring a smile to our otherwise pouting faces.......... I know it lifted me a

little. Happy New Year to All and may we find peace. Debbie in NJ

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged . . .

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores

and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire

Hydrants and ...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna

Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle >Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells ...

Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My

House

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My

Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I

Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I

Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Merry Christmas!