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umm...guys....I might seem naive here, but I thought bongs had something to do with drugs.?? Please don't get mad.... But, I'm having a hard time trying to visualize what a "bong" actually looks like :( I've never heard of a water bong or a beer bong.

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--- Greg Barnier wrote:

But you know, I would think the beer

> bong would have been invented in some country

> like...perhaps Germany? Right?? I'm guessing, but

> they must have designed that contration before the

> Texans, of all people!

na, Carla, , Rhonda... we've been insulted!!

:)

Nate- thinking Al Gore invented the beer bong!

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Hey! Wait a minute! I admire Texas as well as Texans! I think it's a great state, that Lone Star state of your's, but....just can't imagine the beer bong being born out of Texas is all I meant, y'all. :) --- Greg Barnier wrote:But you know, I would think the beer> bong would have been invented in some country> like...perhaps Germany? Right?? I'm guessing, but> they must have designed that contration before the> Texans, of all people! na, Carla, , Rhonda... we've been insulted!! :)Nate- thinking Al Gore invented the beer bong!__________________________________________________

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Sorry June, I didn't specify. Okay, I'm no expert at this so perhaps Earl,

, or Jeff can help me out. A beer bong consist of a funnel at one end

of a tube where a can/bottle of beer is poured while the other end of the

tube is attached to a person's mouth. That's when you " chug-a-lug " =P.

Another bong is like a pipe used for marijuana. It's hard to describe so I'm

not gonna even try to.

Mark

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umm...guys....I might seem naive here, but I thought bongs had something to

do with drugs.?? Please don't get mad.... But, I'm having a hard time

trying to visualize what a " bong " actually looks like :( I've never heard

of

a water bong or a beer bong.

June

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Nate,

If anything, I think W. " Dubya " Bush invented it during his Frat

boy,drink like a fish, days. And since Spring Break was invented in San

Pedro Island, the beer bong had to be invented in Texas! Why, do you ask?

Because the beer bong is the most essential equipment during Spring Break!

=D

Mark

Nate- thinking Al Gore invented the beer bong!

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I know

water bongs were invented in china.

I remember seeing old pictures of Chinese guys sucking on the things. Now who was the first to put beer in a

water bong I have no idea.

Bob the Wholeone

Beer

" b " ong, Greg.:) And you went to MSU???:)

Ha!

" Bong!! " Oops. Well, in that case, learning to read and

MSU has nothing to do with it, Jenn. :) I think reading started

somewhere around pre-school???? But you know, I would think the beer

bong would have been invented in some country like...perhaps

Germany? Right?? I'm guessing, but they must have designed that

contration before the Texans, of all people! However, on

another note, if it was the " beer song " we were talking about, which

I thought we were, but bc of my lazy reading skills we're not, then I

guess Jimmy just keyed me in bc over the years I've forgotten all

about the " 99 bottles of beer on the wall " tune as being the

official " beer song! "

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Yes

BB. A Bong is a device that is

used to inhale large quantities of marijuana. If you remember Jaba the hut smoking in his palace., That is

a water bong.

A bong is

just a large pipe that has water in it, when you inhale the smoke goes thru the

water and cools it off. It makes a

gurgling sound while in use.

A beer

bong is the same thing but the alcohol in the beer will enhance the smoke.

I myself

have never used one. But my

brother had a bunch of the in our bedroom.

Bob the Wholeone

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bongs

umm...guys....I might seem naive here, but I thought bongs had something to

do with drugs.?? Please don't get mad.... But, I'm having a hard

time

trying to visualize what a " bong " actually looks like :( I've

never heard of

a water bong or a beer bong.

June

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Mark

I'm shocked <gasp> at the thought of me being referred to for questions

regarding bongs <double gasp>...why, I'm so pure and innocent, I could wear

white on my wedding day. :-p

-Earl <~~ O:-)

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In a message dated 8/30/01 9:27:17 AM Eastern Daylight Time, pete@...

writes:

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I thought Bong was the sound the church bell makes ;)

Pete

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Thats what I thought also, Pete ;-)

-Earl

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I found a picture of one with a routine

search and copied it below. Brings back memories of

bad frat parties!!

You poor man :-( It looks like a device used ty cyphon gas ti me :-(

June

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In a message dated 8/29/01 10:05:47 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

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<< Nate- thinking Al Gore invented the beer bong! >>

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Al could of invented it, but Bush's daughter uses it!!! :-D

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On Thu, Aug 30, 2001 at 09:20:03AM -0400, earledillon@... wrote:

>

> Mark

>

> I'm shocked <gasp> at the thought of me being referred to for questions

regarding bongs <double gasp>...why, I'm so pure and innocent, I could wear

white on my wedding day. :-p

>

> -Earl <~~ O:-)

>

>

>

>

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What I remember of a beer bong at college parties, was the funnel was attached to the end a plastic tube, which would be about a inch in diameter. In this way, the beer bong victim would sit in a chair with his/her thumb blocking the end of the tube and close to his/her mouth as can possible get, while one of his/her buddies would pour a beer into the funnel at the other end and fill the tube and funnel with beer. I guess the idea is that the tube having no air in it and the funnel raised high above the victims head as much as the tube will allow, once the tube is place in the beer bonger's mouth and the thumb is released, gravity forces the beer right down the victims throat and the beer is downed in a matter of seconds. You couldn't escape college without doing one! I think it was madatory and was found in the course cirriculum right along side with calculus and biology. (grin)

Never use one of those either.... But I have seen them in use.Bob the Wholeone--- Bob wrote:>> A beer bong is the same thing but the alcohol in the> beer will enhance the> smoke.Actually, a beer bong is nothing like an actual "bong"(used with inhalants like marijuana). A "beer bong"is just a device such as a funnel popped onto a beerwhich allows the drinker todown a whole beer in justseconds. I found a picture of one with a routinesearch and copied it below. Brings back memories ofbad frat parties!!Nate__________________________________________________

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--- Greg Barnier wrote:

> What I remember of a beer bong at college parties,

> was the funnel was attached to the end a plastic

> tube, which would be about a inch in diameter. In

> this way, the beer bong victim would sit in a chair

> with his/her thumb blocking the end of the tube and

> close to his/her mouth as can possible get, while

> one of his/her buddies would pour a beer into the

> funnel at the other end and fill the tube and funnel

> with beer. I guess the idea is that the tube having

> no air in it and the funnel raised high above the

> victims head as much as the tube will allow, once

> the tube is place in the beer bonger's mouth and the

> thumb is released, gravity forces the beer right

> down the victims throat and the beer is downed in a

> matter of seconds. You couldn't escape college

> without doing one! I think it was madatory and was

> found in the course cirriculum right along side with

> calculus and biology. (grin)

>

I had an experience with one when I started having

hearing problems. I was at a frat party, and some

drunk guy asked if I wanted to go first with the

funnel (tapped to a KEG!). I misunderstood, said,

" Yeah! " Next thing I know, they're hooking up a

funnel big enough for an oil change on the Titanic.

My head hurts just thinking about that night... I

learned the hard way not to pretend I understood

someone when I didn't!

Nate- a reformed (sometimes) binge drinker

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Never use one of those either.... But I have seen them in use.

Bob the Wholeone

--- Bob wrote:

>

> A beer bong is the same thing but the alcohol in the

> beer will enhance the

> smoke.

Actually, a beer bong is nothing like an actual " bong "

(used with inhalants like marijuana). A " beer bong "

is just a device such as a funnel popped onto a beer

which allows the drinker todown a whole beer in just

seconds. I found a picture of one with a routine

search and copied it below. Brings back memories of

bad frat parties!!

Nate

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BETA-BETA CAPPA!!!!!! LOL!!!

Carol

Bob wrote:

I

know water bongs were invented in china.I

remember seeing old pictures of Chinese guys sucking on the things.Now

who was the first to put beer in a water bong I have no idea.

Bob

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Uuuuh sorry to break this to you, but " Earl " and " innocent " together in a

sentence is an oxymoron, dude! And I would think you'd know about bongs?

Well, beer bongs anyways =P

Mark

PS...and wearing white on your wedding day? That's ANOTHER oxymoron!!! LOL

=P

On Thu, Aug 30, 2001 at 09:20:03AM -0400, earledillon@... wrote:

>

> Mark

>

> I'm shocked <gasp> at the thought of me being referred to for questions

regarding bongs <double gasp>...why, I'm so pure and innocent, I could wear

white on my wedding day. :-p

>

> -Earl <~~ O:-)

>

>

>

>

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BBQ and Pizza, I guess is an acquired taste of pure sophistication from the

people who brought you the Wine Country (Napa Valley,

CALIFORNIA-thankyouverymuch)

Of course, those drols from Texas like to put cream gravy in their fries and

seem to not trust nor breath air they CAN'T see! (In reference to Houston

beating Los Angeles (in CALIFORNIA) on the most smoggiest city) =P

Heh, just kidding y'all. I just couldn't stand California being ribbed.

Mark--dodging cars and bullets heh jk =P on the freeways.

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> Hey! Wait a minute! I admire Texas as well as

> Texans! I think it's a great state, that Lone Star

> state of your's, but....just can't imagine the beer

> bong being born out of Texas is all I meant, y'all.

> :)

>

just kidding, Greg! Feel free to insult California,

though. They think BBQ is something you put on a

pizza, right Mark? :)

Nate- stirring up trouble again....

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Be nice Mark or Nate will take you out for Cow Pies when you visit ;)

Pete

> BBQ and Pizza, I guess is an acquired taste of pure sophistication from the

> people who brought you the Wine Country (Napa Valley,

> CALIFORNIA-thankyouverymuch)

>

> Of course, those drols from Texas like to put cream gravy in their fries and

> seem to not trust nor breath air they CAN'T see! (In reference to Houston

> beating Los Angeles (in CALIFORNIA) on the most smoggiest city) =P

>

> Heh, just kidding y'all. I just couldn't stand California being ribbed.

>

> Mark--dodging cars and bullets heh jk =P on the freeways.

> ----

> > Hey! Wait a minute! I admire Texas as well as

> > Texans! I think it's a great state, that Lone Star

> > state of your's, but....just can't imagine the beer

> > bong being born out of Texas is all I meant, y'all.

> > :)

> >

>

> just kidding, Greg! Feel free to insult California,

> though. They think BBQ is something you put on a

> pizza, right Mark? :)

>

> Nate- stirring up trouble again....

>

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righttttttttttttttttt:) I see your halos need a bit of polish you two:)

They get scuffed up some when you are playing ring toss with them:~~Lowi-who

uses hers as a doorstop:)

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> In a message dated 8/30/01 9:27:17 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

pete@...

> writes:

>

> <<

> I thought Bong was the sound the church bell makes ;)

>

> Pete

> --

> Brayman ICQ # 66709621

> >>

> -------------------------------------------------------

>

> Thats what I thought also, Pete ;-)

>

> -Earl

>

>

>

>

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or how about " Shooting a beer? "

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>

> --- Greg Barnier wrote:

> > What I remember of a beer bong at college parties,

> > was the funnel was attached to the end a plastic

> > tube, which would be about a inch in diameter. In

> > this way, the beer bong victim would sit in a chair

> > with his/her thumb blocking the end of the tube and

> > close to his/her mouth as can possible get, while

> > one of his/her buddies would pour a beer into the

> > funnel at the other end and fill the tube and funnel

> > with beer. I guess the idea is that the tube having

> > no air in it and the funnel raised high above the

> > victims head as much as the tube will allow, once

> > the tube is place in the beer bonger's mouth and the

> > thumb is released, gravity forces the beer right

> > down the victims throat and the beer is downed in a

> > matter of seconds. You couldn't escape college

> > without doing one! I think it was madatory and was

> > found in the course cirriculum right along side with

> > calculus and biology. (grin)

> >

>

> I had an experience with one when I started having

> hearing problems. I was at a frat party, and some

> drunk guy asked if I wanted to go first with the

> funnel (tapped to a KEG!). I misunderstood, said,

> " Yeah! " Next thing I know, they're hooking up a

> funnel big enough for an oil change on the Titanic.

>

> My head hurts just thinking about that night... I

> learned the hard way not to pretend I understood

> someone when I didn't!

>

> Nate- a reformed (sometimes) binge drinker

>

> __________________________________________________

>

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RE: Beer Song

I got a question for you.what is better. a torn used almost falling aboat bible or, a totalypristeen one that has never been opened?

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Jimmy says.

Well I'll tell ya one thing Bob.It sure ain't that "Bible on Tape"I bought back in my teens.Geesh,wish I saved the reciept.

Now heres an interesting question for you:what has more value,My sports illustrated swim suit issue Magazine,or my Playboy magazine.

Ok,ok,ok,I can see your going crazy trying to decide.Don't panic,This was a trick question.In order to know the true value of the Swimsuit Magazine,you need to know the reading content.For example,was the magazine published during football season ,baseball season,or basketball season.Then of course no one actually reads Playboy.So the correct answer is .....WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO CARES JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy

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