Guest guest Posted July 18, 2001 Report Share Posted July 18, 2001 Hi Carol from land! Thank you for the warm welcome. We were just out your way last week. What a beautiful place to live. It is great to be a part of such a loving family. Thank you, Barb K. Aussie rules > > > Let Marcus explain ::::: > > > - A life sentence is 25 years. + NEVER TO BE RELEASED AND THEIR GONE FOR GOOD, DARN PITY A LOT MORE DON'T GET THAT ADDED TO THEIR SENTENCE. > > - Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may > smoke them. . HAVE TO BE 18 YEARS OF AGE TO PURCHASE CIGARETTES AND TO SMOKE NOW. > > - You may never leave your car keys in an unattended > vehicle. THAT'S CORRECT AND CHILDREN TOO, GREAT IDEA. SAVES LOTS OF KIDS. > > - It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black > clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face > as these items are the tools of a cat burgular. NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE BUT IF YOU HAD A CROW BAR TOO I'D SAY YOU WERE UP TO NO GOOD ANYHOW > > - It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a > footpath. REALLY ? I DID FIND THAT HARD TO GET USED TO IN VEGAS YOU KNOW. ( BE PREPARED FOR MY FINAL 'MARCUS DOES VEGAS' STORY ) > > - Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) > regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. > If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid > and there's a $12,000 fine. -Telecommunications Act > 1991. I BET ITS THE SAME IN THE USA TOO. NO IDEA WHY... > > - Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in > the trunk. HAHAHAHAHHA > > - Bars are required to stable, water and feed the > horses of their patrons. WELL WHY NOT ? > > - The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the > person is in the care/custody of the older person, in > which case it is 18. GOD PROTECT OUR KIDS > > And in : > > - Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. > The fine for not abiding by this law is 10 pounds. WELL THAT'S WHERE GEORGIA LIVES SO IT MAKES SENSE HUH ???? ( FORGIVE ME GEORGIA (((((( )))))))) ) > > - It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday > Sunday. REALLY ? THERE GOES MY WEEKEND WARDROBE > > - You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to > swim at Brighton Beach. IS THIS TRUE GEORGIA ? > > And in Tasmania: > > - Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own > an AK-47 but not legal to be gay. THE AK47 THING WAS A TRAGEDY BEYOND COMPARE, CHANGED AUSTRALIA FOREVER. > > WELL THANK GOD I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, THANKYOU FOR REMINDING ME WHY NATHAN. > PS. AUSTRALIA WAS JUST VOTED THE 2ND BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IN WHICH TO LIVE BY THE UNITED NATIONS.Norway came 1st...due to their better exchange rate. > > MARCUS > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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