Guest guest Posted October 2, 1999 Report Share Posted October 2, 1999 In a message dated 10/02/1999 12:29:38 AM Eastern Daylight Time, dkowalec@... writes: << or is very catchy......sending you this to add to your laughter TOP BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD >>>>> 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. >>>>> 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. >>>>> 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. >>>>> 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? >>>>> 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. >>>>> 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. >>>>> 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little >>>>> Better. >>>>> 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. >>>>> 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. >>>>> 10 To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing. >>>>> 11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek >>>>> Counseling. >>>>> 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying " No Hard Feelings " . >>>>> 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. >>>>> 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. >>>>> 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. >>>>> 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. >>>>> 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are TalkingTo Me >>>>> 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home >>>>> 19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha >>>>> 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't HappeningTo Me >>>>> 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time >>>>> 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult >>>>> 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? >>>>> 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name >>>>> 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway >>>>> 26. Illiterate? Write For Help >>>>> 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off >>>>> 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes >>>>> 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit >>>>> 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person >>>>> 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! >>>>> 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To >>>>> 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? >>>>> 34. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now >>>>> 35. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere >>>>> 36. If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off...[seen On The Back Of A >>>>> Biker's Vest] >>>>> 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... >>>>> 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! >>>>> 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[seen Upside Down, >>>>> On A Jeep] >>>>> 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For >>>>> 70mph. >>>>> 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported >To >>>>> Be Seen On A Restaurant] >>>>> 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like > >>>>Jabba The Hut? >>>>> 43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. >>>>> 44. Ax Me About Ebonics >>>>> 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel >>>>> 46. Boldly Going Nowhere >>>>> 47. Cat: The Other White Meat >>>>> 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! >>>>> 49. Don't Be Sexist -Broads Hate That >>>>> 50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends >>>>> 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window >>>>> 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? >> >>>>53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. >>>>> 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch >>>>> 55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! >>>>> 56. Warning! Driver Only s $20.00 In Ammunition >>>>> 57. What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull >>>>> 58. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals >>>>> 59. Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks. >>>> >> Love and Gentle Hugs, Angie http://members.tripod.com/lvngwell/Angiesplace2.htm http://hometown.aol.com/RLR1999/HomeRP.html http://members.tripod.com/~autoimmune Your humor is very catchy......sending you this to add to your laughter TOP BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD >>>>> 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. >>>>> 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. >>>>> 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. >>>>> 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? >>>>> 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. >>>>> 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. >>>>> 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little >>>>> Better. >>>>> 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. >>>>> 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. >>>>> 10 To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing. >>>>> 11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek >>>>> Counseling. >>>>> 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying " No Hard Feelings " . >>>>> 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. >>>>> 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. >>>>> 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. >>>>> 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. >>>>> 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are TalkingTo Me >>>>> 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home >>>>> 19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha >>>>> 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't HappeningTo Me >>>>> 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time >>>>> 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult >>>>> 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? >>>>> 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name >>>>> 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway >>>>> 26. Illiterate? Write For Help >>>>> 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off >>>>> 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes >>>>> 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit >>>>> 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person >>>>> 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! >>>>> 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To >>>>> 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? >>>>> 34. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now >>>>> 35. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere >>>>> 36. If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off...[seen On The Back Of A >>>>> Biker's Vest] >>>>> 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... >>>>> 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! >>>>> 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[seen Upside Down, >>>>> On A Jeep] >>>>> 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For >>>>> 70mph. >>>>> 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported >To >>>>> Be Seen On A Restaurant] >>>>> 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like > >>>>Jabba The Hut? >>>>> 43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. >>>>> 44. Ax Me About Ebonics >>>>> 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel >>>>> 46. Boldly Going Nowhere >>>>> 47. Cat: The Other White Meat >>>>> 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! >>>>> 49. Don't Be Sexist -Broads Hate That >>>>> 50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends >>>>> 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window >>>>> 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? >> >>>>53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. >>>>> 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch >>>>> 55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! >>>>> 56. Warning! Driver Only s $20.00 In Ammunition >>>>> 57. What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull >>>>> 58. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals >>>>> 59. Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks. >>>> ________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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