Re: swelling...Glenn's suggestions

[Guest guest]

Okay, my husband Glenn thinks he's really hilarious (sometimes he is). He

was making up little songs and talking about little tubes that go from the

bowels and have caps that can be opened and closed when the time is right.

He also said that they could install a filter that the gas passes through

which neutralizes the odor before it even gets out. He says he has made an

art out of silent but deadly farts, and since there is a tube, I wouldn't

have to worry about the sound, nor the smell, since the filter would

neutralize the odor before it would ever get out. He says that even a

colostomy bag is better than MY gas! What a sweetheart, huh? I've had to

put up with his smell for years, and now that he gets some back...I get

nothing but grief <grin>

Felicia

Lap RNY 6/2/99 Dr. Champion. 5'8 " @ 250+ (now: 5'9 " @ 140 lbs.)

http://hometown.aol.com/felicialee/myhomepage/index.html

In a message dated 7/26/00 7:08:42 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

Graduate-OSSGegroups writes:

<<In a message dated 7/25/00 9:23:04 AM Eastern Daylight Time, fzdyer@...

writes:

<< My husband keeps trying to think up things that will help. They all, of

course, are hilarious, but at least they take my mind off of the gas for a

moment or two! >>

OK, Felicia, GIVE WITH what your hubby came up with. I know I could use a

good laugh!!

In Charlottesville, VA >>

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 7/26/00 11:21:54 AM Eastern Daylight Time, fzdyer@...

writes:

<< He says he has made an art out of silent but deadly farts, and since there

is a tube, I wouldn't have to worry about the sound, nor the smell, since the

filter would neutralize the odor before it would ever get out. He says that

even a colostomy bag is better than MY gas! What a sweetheart, huh? I've

had to put up with his smell for years, and now that he gets some back...I

get nothing but grief <grin> >>

LOL, Felicia! And I can really relate to the putting up with his gas and now

getting grief for my own! You ought to tell Glenn to patent this tube idea of

his. I think he/you could make a mint off of it!

In Charlottesville, VA