Guest guest Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 This is my favorite holiday joke. A man goes to his dentist because he is having trouble with a fairly new upper plate. Dentist: I don't understand it, this is only six months old. It should have lasted much longer than this. Has something changed in your life? Is your water supply different? Have you changed your toothpaste or your diet? Man: Yes! My wife took a cooking class and learned how to make a new sauce. I love it! I eat it on everything! I put it on eggs, chicken, beef, pork, vegetables. Sometimes I eat it by itself with a spoon. Dentist: What kind of sauce is it? Man: Hollandaise sauce. Dentist: Ah, that explains it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice or vinegar. That corroded your plate. I'll make you a new one out of chrome. Man: Chrome? Why would you make a dental plate out of chrome??? Dentist: Well, everyone knows........ There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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