Guest guest Posted May 28, 2002 Report Share Posted May 28, 2002 > > > A first grade teacher collected well known > > proverbs. She gave each child in her class the > > first half of a proverb and asked them to come up > > with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to > > believe these were actually done by first > > graders, but there are some good ones. Their > > insight may surprise you. > > > > > > Better to be safe than...................... > > punch a 5th grader. > > > > Strike while the ......................... > > bug is close. > > > > It's always darkest before.................. > > Daylight Savings Time. > > > > Never underestimate the power of............ > > termites. > > > > You can lead a horse to water but........... > > how? > > > > Don't bite the hand that.................... > > looks dirty. > > > > No news is.................................. > > impossible. > > > > A miss is as good as a...................... > > Mr. > > > > You can't teach an old dog new.............. > > math. > > > > If you lie down with dogs, you'll........... > > stink in the morning. > > > > Love all, trust............................. > > me. > > > > The pen is mightier than the................ > > pigs. > > > > An idle mind is............................. > > the best way to relax. > > > > Where there's smoke there's................. > > pollution. > > > > Happy the bride who......................... > > gets all the presents. > > > > A penny saved is............................ > > not much. > > > > Two's company, three's...................... > > the Musketeers. > > > > Don't put off till tomorrow what............ > > you put on to go to bed. > > > > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry > > and..... > > you have to blow your nose. > > > > There are none so blind > > as........................ > > Stevie Wonder. > > > > Children should be seen and not............. > > spanked or grounded. > > > > If at first you don't succeed............... > > get new batteries. > > > > > > You get out of something only what you........... > > see in the picture on the box. > > > > When the blind leadeth the blind............ > > get out of the way. > > > > And the favorite .... > > > > > > Better late than .......................... > > pregnant. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 29, 2002 Report Share Posted May 29, 2002 SMART KIDS THANKS MOM. LUV U JO http://community.webtv.net/jowaca/JOSFAVORITEPICTURES > > > A first grade teacher collected well known > > proverbs. She gave each child in her class the > > first half of a proverb and asked them to come up > > with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to > > believe these were actually done by first > > graders, but there are some good ones. Their > > insight may surprise you. > > > > > > Better to be safe than...................... > > punch a 5th grader. > > > > Strike while the ......................... > > bug is close. > > > > It's always darkest before.................. > > Daylight Savings Time. > > > > Never underestimate the power of............ > > termites. > > > > You can lead a horse to water but........... > > how? > > > > Don't bite the hand that.................... > > looks dirty. > > > > No news is.................................. > > impossible. > > > > A miss is as good as a...................... > > Mr. > > > > You can't teach an old dog new.............. > > math. > > > > If you lie down with dogs, you'll........... > > stink in the morning. > > > > Love all, trust............................. > > me. > > > > The pen is mightier than the................ > > pigs. > > > > An idle mind is............................. > > the best way to relax. > > > > Where there's smoke there's................. > > pollution. > > > > Happy the bride who......................... > > gets all the presents. > > > > A penny saved is............................ > > not much. > > > > Two's company, three's...................... > > the Musketeers. > > > > Don't put off till tomorrow what............ > > you put on to go to bed. > > > > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry > > and..... > > you have to blow your nose. > > > > There are none so blind > > as........................ > > Stevie Wonder. > > > > Children should be seen and not............. > > spanked or grounded. > > > > If at first you don't succeed............... > > get new batteries. > > > > > > You get out of something only what you........... > > see in the picture on the box. > > > > When the blind leadeth the blind............ > > get out of the way. > > > > And the favorite .... > > > > > > Better late than .......................... > > pregnant. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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