Guest guest Posted August 28, 2002 Report Share Posted August 28, 2002 LOL.....so glad Alec has never been like that but boy Greggory was right there with Jacqui. LOL Now Jeff just tells Greggory to deal with it or we can eat while he sits and goes hungry. But there was a time when we wouldnt have dare done that or I am sure the world may have come to an abrupt end. Jacquie H > ok. I've been up since 3:30am, so if I ramble, don't mind me. :-D > > School was somewhat better today...except for lunch. I'm obviously going to > have to spend lunch there everyday for a while. > > Jacqui was sitting eating her lunch. Now, you know that our kids, or at > least mine, have a non-variety type of diet. It took A LONG TIME to get her > to actually TRY lunch at school. > > An aide or a teacher, don't know which, has decided that she is The Food > Nazi. YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR > FOOD UNOPENED! > > Of course, this was a big mistake on her part. > > I told her the situation..and she started arguing with ME!!!! oops. wrong > move. Long story short, I'm a tattle-tale, and I really hope she doesn't try > it again...... > > Now the second situation is much funnier (to me anyhow). > We went to Tony Roma's last night. Kids eat Free, ya know. Of course, the > day hadn't gone very well, and Jacqui was being her lovely autie self. She > has a new thing where she sings (:-o), she couldn't sit still and she was > generally fidgety. She ordered her usual. Round the world Pizza, with > Fruit and Apple Juice. > > First of all, the Apple juice didn't come quick enough. No big deal. She > dealt. But then...... > > The pizza came. WITH FRENCH FRIES! aaaaaaackkkkkkkkk!!!! (No tip for > waitress). I had to IMMEDIATELY remove the fries from the plate. I was > CERTAIN she wouldn't eat. We convinced her that we would get the waitress > to bring the fruit, and she WOULD NOT touch the Pizza until the fruit came. > (This type of incident is known by Jacqui as " bad customer service " :-) > > The woman brought her fruit, ON A SEPARATE PLATE. And Jacqui immediately > removed the fruit from the new plate and put it on top of the French Fries > that I had removed from her Pizza plate. (get that?) > > See, Jacqui doesn't eat the fruit either, but by gawd, when she orders Pizza > w/fruit...you'd better bring the damn fruit! > > Poor waitress :-) > > Penny - trying to find the humor in it all..... > " Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane " Dogbert - > 6/14/98 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2002 Report Share Posted August 28, 2002 Penny, thank you for the laugh. I know it probably wasn't funny in the moment. But in the retelling, it's funny. Debbie >>See, Jacqui doesn't eat the fruit either, but by gawd, when she orders Pizza w/fruit...you'd better bring the damn fruit!<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2002 Report Share Posted August 28, 2002 > YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNOPENED! < what the hell??? > See, Jacqui doesn't eat the fruit either, but by gawd, when she orders Pizza w/fruit...you'd better bring the damn fruit! < hahaha, when we go to friendly's, there must be a pickle on kailey's plate when she gets the meal. no, she doesn't eat the pickle, but it's in the picture in the menu so it better be on her plate! " Something important to remember...we'll always be who we are. " - Mr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2002 Report Share Posted August 28, 2002 I find it quite humorous. I couldn't begin to explain why she would need food she doesn't eat as part of her ritual though! The mysteries in our kids minds! Sue ------------------------------------------- Introducing NetZero Long Distance Unlimited Long Distance only $29.95/ month! Sign Up Today! www.netzerolongdistance.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2002 Report Share Posted August 28, 2002 Yeah....she really needs someone to pry the stick out of her ass. ;-) Penny Re: All about Food > YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNOPENED! < what the hell??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2002 Report Share Posted August 29, 2002 > An aide or a teacher, don't know which, has decided that she is The Food > Nazi. YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR > FOOD UNOPENED! What an ass. > I told her the situation..and she started arguing with ME!!!! oops. wrong > move. Long story short, I'm a tattle-tale, and I really hope she doesn't try > it again...... > Good for you, you evil mom. ;-) > The woman brought her fruit, ON A SEPARATE PLATE. And Jacqui immediately > removed the fruit from the new plate and put it on top of the French Fries > that I had removed from her Pizza plate. (get that?) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will we EVER understand 'the rules'???????? Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2002 Report Share Posted August 29, 2002 >>Yeah....she really needs someone to pry the stick out of her ass. > YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNOPENED! < I want to hear the short story long. What did you do? Are you prying? -Sara. who enjoyed the Tony Roma's story, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2002 Report Share Posted August 29, 2002 I went and told the resource teacher. Then I told my husband. This morning I told the Guidance Counselor. Today Jacqui has an aide. Those two events aren't completely connected, but it sure did help. (it also helps when you help the principal at lunch with other children) :-D Penny RE: All about Food >>Yeah....she really needs someone to pry the stick out of her ass. > YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNOPENED! < I want to hear the short story long. What did you do? Are you prying? -Sara. who enjoyed the Tony Roma's story, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 30, 2002 Report Share Posted August 30, 2002 Penny, I'm so glad they are finally doing something for her! Congratulations!! Sue RE: All about Food > > > >>Yeah....she really needs someone to pry the stick out of her ass. > > > YOU MUST EAT! YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY FOOD! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD > UNOPENED! < > > I want to hear the short story long. > > What did you do? > > Are you prying? > > -Sara. > who enjoyed the Tony Roma's story, thanks. > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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