your misbehaving California sister

February 6, 2003

Ok, I am gonna fess up. My husband thought it was funny so I will

share.

Yesterday, my HD decided he would have the semen analysis done after

all. He originally said no, I convinced him anyhow so we called

Dr. L and they sent the lab order to the lab here.

We went down there together to pick up the collection cup and the

order. well apparently the lab doesn't do to many of these because

the nurse was blushing like you would not believe as she was

explaining about how we had to collect the specimin and have it back

within 20 minutes. Then she goes on to apologize that there isn't

a " collection room " available. to which my dh (i smacked him)

says " what, you don't have a bathroom? " Then seeing as she is

blushing furiously, he asks her if it will disturb the specimin if

his wives saliva is in it? " I smacked him again and then blushed. The

nurse ignores this and then reads the order and notices that Dr. l is

in Louisville and asks us if we are from Kentucky. We tell her no,

She asks us why are we having this test done from a Dr in Kentucky

and then starts asking my husband if he has had a vasectomy or

something and is checking to make sure he is sterile. Well I get a

little mad about her nosyness and tell her that we just like to

travel around and have random tests performed by Dr.s from all over

the united states and said " Just last week I had a mammiogram in

Florida, it was a blast! " rofl ok, it was mean of me, but I never

said I was an angel like my dear sis Pam I can blame it on

hormones too until Auntie Flo leaves me.

So anyhow, we got the specimin collected - lol - and are waiting to

hear back from Dr. L. We are sure it was fine, but wanted to be sure.

Kim

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