Guest guest Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 3 french fries short of a " Happy Meal " , HIs elevator doesn't go all the way up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 " some of the cheese slipped off his cracker " " not the sharpest knife in the drawer " " not the sharpest tool in the shed " " doesn't have both oars in the water " " He's an idiot savant without the savant part " " He is living proof that college students should not have access to cough syrup " " slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through chunky peanut butter " mkatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 How about " Dumber than a box of rocks " , " Sharp as a marble " , " The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead " , or " Couldn't find his/her way out of a paper bag " . > -----Original Message----- > From: judysanderson > After a quick survey in our dept, we came up with a few > phrases. We are fond of not the brightest crayon in the box. > Bat Shit Crazy. Looney as a Jay Bird. Fruity as a fruit loop. > Lights on, nobody home. Not the brightest porch light on the > block. Anyone else? Thanks, Judy on, Montana State > University Police Dept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 The elevator doesn't service the top floor crazier than a s**thouse rat brought a knife to a gunfight But my favorite is still " window licker " .. Boomer Oakland County Sheriff's Office Central Dispatch, Michigan Afternoon Shift Supervisor/CTO Coordinator " First do no harm " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 An idiot looking for a village The idol of idiot-worshippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 How about " not to be trusted with anything sharper than a doughnut. " Couldn't find butt with both hands and a search warrant. His presence is depriving some small village of their very own idiot. Terry- Davenport, IA Please note: Pursuant to Iowa state law and City of Davenport Administrative policy, e-mail communication to and from this address may be subject to public disclosure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 " He couldn't pour water from a boot with instructions on the heel " Lori Paso Robles PD Paso Robles, CA RE: 911:: re opps How about " not to be trusted with anything sharper than a doughnut. " Couldn't find butt with both hands and a search warrant. His presence is depriving some small village of their very own idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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