OT/TGIF

[Guest guest]

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are

in a restaurant having dinner.

Woods turns to the singer and says, " How's the career going? "

Stevie Wonder replies, " Not

too bad. How's the golf? " Woods replies, " Not too bad. I've had some

problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now. "

Stevie says, " I always find

that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think

about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right. "

Tiger says, " You play golf? "

Wonder says, " Oh, yes, I've been playing for years. "

Woods says, " But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't

see? "

Wonder replies, " I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the

fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball

toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the

green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his

voice. "

" But how do you putt? " asks Woods.

" Well, " says Stevie, " I get my caddy to lean down in

front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play

the ball toward his voice. "

Woods asks, " What's your handicap? "

Stevie says, " Well, I'm a

scratch golfer. "

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, " We've got to play a round

sometime. "

Wonder replies, " Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only

play for money. And I never play for less than $10,000 a hole. "

Woods thinks about it and says, " OK, I'm for that, when would you

like to play? "

Stevie says, " Pick a

night. "

Steve Rahn

L Tx 9/6 & 9/8 '85. (Wash. U-STL)

(re) Born on the

4th of July, 2003 (U of Iowa)

www.presumedconsent.org

" Do

not go gentle into that good night

Rage,

rage against the dying of the light "

(Dylan

)

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