Lucee - Re: Marie

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Hello Lucee,

>>>>I haven't read Barbara's post yet...but I will...I just wanted to say you

have such a way with words!!! This morning has been stressful and it's only

8:45 am lol...but your words were just what I needed.

>>>>>Perhaps we have to learn to believe in ourselves and accept that we are

worthy of compliments before we can accept and enjoy them.>>>>>>>

Thanks for your kind words Lucee - feedback is always helpful and appreciated.

By the way - I have decided on your new name in the Vegemite Army - General

Luceemite. Do you like it?

>>>>Resign your commission? Oh no...the little old lady I have working day and

night in the factory making uniforms just got through with yours...she would be

crushed if you didn't get to wear it!<<<<<

Far be it from me to have little old ladies wasting their time, I accept it as

my loyal duty to continue in the good fight against the detractors of Vegemite.

I think a good campaign slogan would be " STRIVE " = Struggle To Repress

Inveterate Vegemite Exterminators.

>>>>>>>>>>>I especially love the extra spicy peanut butter with sambal you can

buy here.>>>>>>

I can see your case is going to be especially tough.

>>>>>It's to dream about!!!!>>>>>>

And it invades your sleeping hours? Oh Marie, how I wish I had known about this

sooner! I'm calling in my top advisors to work on you!<<<<<

How soon will I know the outcome of this investigation? I'm only asking because

I am sure that the lovely people at the unemployment office will need to know if

if there is even the slightest chance that am to be dishonourably discharged

from my current post!!!!!

>>>>>Then yes, you shall be allowed to play...come forth Marie and make your

statement...'My name is Marie, and I am a peanut butter hostage'. Your uniform

is ready, your troops await you. Lead them out singing the marching song! I'm

sure you know it!<<<<<

Oh, thank goodness for that. You had me worried for the moment.

>>>>Go forth and conquer breads everywhere!<<<<

Lucee, Lucee, Lucee what has come over you??? Bread is but a humble beginning.

There are just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many more possibilities. Have you never tried

the Big V mixed in with mashed potatoes? YUM!!! Then there are gravies, soups,

stew, dry (cracker) biscuits, celery.............etc. I must admit that, at

this early stage, it may be a bit soon to think of introducing Vegemite

flavoured chocolate though. Perhaps we should make that the quest for 2004!

>>>>It is unfortunate that peanut butter has gotten to you...maybe now others

who think it 'creamy, delicious, nutty, oh-so-divine' will realise that it takes

control of a person's body and will! Your possession by the demon peanut

butter, Marie, is precisely why we need to eradicate it from our midst!<<<<<

Couldn't we go for something a little less dramatic - perhaps peaceful

co-existence? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE?????

>>>>(Shakes head) This is so sad to see...this kind of mind control and

manipulation...do not fear Shan...Marie, , Eve and I will marshall the

troops and swoop in to rescue thee!<<<<

No Lucee, I'm sorry, but I really do feel morally obliged to withdraw from this

particular campaign. I'm a conscientious objector on this issue.

Have a great week Lucee,

Cheers for now,

Marie