Guest guest Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! > > > > > > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > > ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate > > > > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > > SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. > > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > > ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate > > > > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > > SAFER: Could we be overreacting? > > SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. > > ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate > > > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > > ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate > > > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > > SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. > > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > > ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate. > > -- lie N. Parrish, MEd Program Coordinator Auditory-Oral Birth-Kindergarten Teacher Licensure Program The University of North Carolina at Greensboro PHONE: FAX: EMAIL: rnparris@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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