Guest guest Posted June 20, 2000 Report Share Posted June 20, 2000 Just arrived are Mr and Mrs Riansection and their daughter Cissie And please give a big welcome (not!) to Mr and Mrs Ternitypads and their big thick son Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 20, 2000 Report Share Posted June 20, 2000 Accompanied tonight by their agents, Ms Amy Dapumps and Ms Val E Cushion Just arrived, Mrs and Mrs Aldelivery and their son Norm... .... followed (of course) by Mr and Mrs Traldelivery and their son Nat Who's that bearded fellow? I believe it's Rabbi Ziotomy and his unmarried sister Eppie. She's soon to be married of course, though I don't believe her fiance Mr Dural is here tonight. Mr and Mrs Ether and their lovely daughter Cath... And look, there's our old pal Vic Floorexercises And (saving the best till last...) Announcing the arrival of Mr and Mrs Poseable-Pants, and their daughter...... Diz! >Must open with Mr and Mrs Latation and their daughter Di > >Followed by Mr and Mrs Tractions and their son Con > >Then there are the Va twins with their supportive Ma > >and bringing lots of info, please welcome Mr and Mrs Co-leaflets and >their daughter Tess > >And there are the Natalteachers and their aunty ... > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >CLICK HERE AND START SAVING ON LONG DISTANCE BILLS TODAY! >http://click./1/4125/8/_/_/_/961525530/ >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 20, 2000 Report Share Posted June 20, 2000 Lord and Lady Vix and their son Sir Mrs I.T.S. Cumming and her lovely daughter OMG (Oh My God) Mr and Mrs Tation and their well endowed daughter Lac > ** Original Subject: late arrivals > ** > ** Original Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 18:25:55 GMT > ** Original Message follows... > > <html><body> > <tt> > & gt; And as the new father of time meets the first nappy of destiny...<BR> > & gt; <BR> > & gt; Could we have announcements at the NCT conference anyone???<BR> > <BR> > Must open with Mr and Mrs Latation and their daughter Di<BR> > <BR> > Followed by Mr and Mrs Tractions and their son Con<BR> > <BR> > Then there are the Va twins with their supportive Ma<BR> > <BR> > and bringing lots of info, please welcome Mr and Mrs Co-leaflets and<BR> > their daughter Tess<BR> > <BR> > And there are the Natalteachers and their aunty ...<BR> > </tt> > > <!-- |**|begin egp html banner|**| --> > > > <hr> > <!-- |@|begin eGroups banner|@| runid: 5100 crid: 1592 --> > <a target= " _blank " href= " http://click./1/5100/8/_/_/_/961525530/ " ><center> > <img width= " 468 " height= " 60 " > border= " 0 " > alt= " " > src= " http://adimg./img/5100/8/_/_/_/961525530/specialoffer468x60a3.gi\ f " ></c enter><center><font color= " black " ></font></center></a> > <!-- |@|end eGroups banner|@| --> > <hr> > > <!-- |**|end egp html banner|**| --> > > <tt> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 20, 2000 Report Share Posted June 20, 2000 Wrote>> Who's that bearded fellow? I believe it's Rabbi Ziotomy and his unmarried sister Eppie. She's soon to be married of course, though I don't believe her fiance Mr Dural is here tonight.<< LOL!! SAHM 6, Olivia 2, 1, 15/3/00. Editor Wallingford and District Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 tee hee....I've just worked it out too!!!....took me a while though!! very good > > And Mr and Mrs Icassid - is that a baby horse they've brought with them?<BR> > > fick or wot - its only taken me two hours to work this out > Sad person trying to find think up more > > Germain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 > And Mr and Mrs Icassid - is that a baby horse they've brought with them?<BR> fick or wot - its only taken me two hours to work this out Sad person trying to find think up more Germain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Very late arrivals now, it's Mr and Mrs Titis and their daughter, the buxom Miss Titis. And now the Tee family, Mr and Mrs Tee, and the guest of honour, their daughter . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 > Wrote>> Who's that bearded fellow? I believe it's Rabbi Ziotomy and his unmarried >sister Eppie. She's soon to be married of course, though I don't believe >her fiance Mr Dural is here tonight.<< Why can't he be here? Here was relying on the presence of Mr and Mrs Settick's daughter, Annie. I understand she's been delayed tonight by Dr Emma Gencey-Caesarian. Mr iel Tralchildbirth (known to all as Nat) is bringing a party with him this evening. They include Walter Berth and his partner Bertha Poole... from the States, Homer E. Opathy and Sen. Ted Candle... and the two vintage revellers " Ma " Sauge and Ethel Lurrage. And... (This one's for Lynda) Last to arrive as usual, Mr and Mrs Ticdashtogettohospitalontime, and their harrassed daughter, Fran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Mr & Mrs Presentation and their wayward son Mal Mr Alec, accompanied by his headstrong daughter Ceph Dr and Mrs Lands-Fforceps and their son Keele angi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Cant add anything witty, but have been laughing so much, I am going to have to do some pelvic floors. Is anyone keeping a copy of all of these? Can we hand them out at conference? Sooo, funny, would make a fantastic newsletter article. Or shared files? Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 > Is anyone keeping a copy of all of these? Can we hand them out at > conference? > > Sooo, funny, would make a fantastic newsletter article. I have saved them all with the intention of doing a newsletter article at some date - if that's OK with all the contributors! Lynda SAHM to (7), (5), Fraser(2), Callum 15/5/00 Newsletter editor & general dogsbody, Mid-Northumberland branch http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=762789 & a=6674752 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 > And... (This one's for Lynda) > Last to arrive as usual, Mr and Mrs Ticdashtogettohospitalontime, and their > harrassed daughter, Fran. LOL Lynda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Just tell me when to stop... Announcing Mr and Mrs Lychal-Chord and their son, whose name escapes me for the moment... Think it's ...um... Bill. Known for her pioneering research work, Dr Ivy F Technique and her friends Tess Tube and Pet Ridish. Representing the Prime Minister tonight, Mr and Mrs Ernity-Leave and their young son, Pat. Apologies were received from Mrs Edie Dee. She's not sure if she can make it on the right day... We are also expecting Mr and Mrs Tinginstinct with their daughter (Ness). They're hoping to arrive with Mr and Mrs Shing and their daughter Polly, and Mr and Mrs King-Casseroles and their daughter May. Contraversial additions to next year's guestlist? Mr and Mrs Rhys-Equencing and their daughter, Jean Mr and Mrs Mann-Cloning and their son, Hugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Just in case anyone has missed any (and I have nothing better to do... not) here it is so far! Any more - I love this... Sue H. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------\ ---------------------- We are pleased to be here at the Birth in Britain 2000 conference. There are many celebrities present, lets see who is here… This must be the family who started it all, Mr and Mrs Ulation and their son E. Jack. Oh, and the Seeve family, proud new parents with baby Con. Mr and Mrs Con Ception and their friends the celebrity couple S.P.Erm and Ova And Mr and Mrs Icassid - is that a baby horse they've brought with them? Young Mr Abeetees and his mother, the ever-maternal Di. Here come Mr and Mrs Roydes and their popular daughter, Emma Must open with Mr and Mrs Latation and their daughter Di Followed by Mr and Mrs Tractions and their son Con Lord and Lady Vix and their son Sir Mr and Mrs Ether and their lovely daughter Cath... Here are the Payne-Relief twins, and . Better known of course as Gaz and Aar. Mr and Mrs Epidure and their afterthought of a son, Al. The Italian, Signore and Signora Episio, with their curiously British son, Tommy. Who's that bearded fellow? I believe its Rabbi Ziotomy and his unmarried sister Eppie. She's soon to be married of course, though I don't believe her fiancé Mr Dural is here tonight. Mrs I.T.S. Cumming and her lovely daughter OMG (Oh My God) The Chinese contingent - Mr and Mrs Ing, with their princely son, Crown. Mr and Mrs Ceps, and their FOUR children.... And from Germany, the Von Touse family (noted for their odd shaped heads, NOT their singing.) Just arrived, Mrs and Mrs Aldelivery and their son Norm... .... followed (of course) by Mr and Mrs Traldelivery and their son Nat Just arrived are Mr and Mrs Riansection and their daughter Cissie Then, of course, the renowned Obstetrician - with her sons Caesar and Ian. And please give a big welcome (not!) to Mr and Mrs Ternitypads and their big thick son Matt That happy couple, San and Terry Towels. Mr and Mrs Tation and their well endowed daughter Lac Here are Mr and Mrs Ola and their dark skinned son Harry, arriving together with the Mia family, Mum, Dad and pale little Annie. And of course the controversial Sir Cum-Cision. Accompanied tonight by their agents, Ms Amy Dapumps and Ms Val E Cushion Then there are the Va twins with their supportive Ma and bringing lots of info, please welcome Mr and Mrs Co-leaflets and their daughter Tess And there are the Natalteachers and their aunty ... And look, there's our old pal Vic Floorexercises And (saving the best till last...) Announcing the arrival of Mr and Mrs Poseable-Pants, and their daughter...... Diz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 How could we forget the obvious Terry Nappies and his fiancee Diz Posables? Just spotted Homer Aj with his Aunty Partum. Look outside, there's Sal Butamol trying to stop the new arrivals as usual, closely followed by Sir Factant. Hiding in the corner I can see Neum with his distant cousins Tess Tickles and Talia. Here come the Branes boys with their Mum. A big welcome to Lady Cyn Tometrine. And just after Reg Isterthebabywithinsixweeks has arrived, it's time for Con Traception to make an entrance. Or even Hester Ectomy. Last post from me on this subject - haven't found time to feed the baby today!! Lynda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 let's not forget Flora Dicks and her needy friend Anne Emick or Mr and Mrs Titus and their very irritating daughter Sis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 What about Anne Emick's helper, Irene Pils? Then there's the German visitor, Frau Ute Raus. Her friend Inco Padd, is always ready to clean up any mess coming for her direction and keep Ms Connie Fine-Mentbed well protected. I can't believe I resisted this for two days! Joyce ============ > let's not forget Flora Dicks and her needy friend Anne Emick or Mr and Mrs > Titus and their very irritating daughter Sis. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2000 Report Share Posted June 21, 2000 Well I must say Mike O.N.M Staining is looking very fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 22, 2000 Report Share Posted June 22, 2000 () >Mr iel Tralchildbirth (known to all as Nat), when asked how best to avoid Eppie Ziotomy and Mal Presentation (Angi), replied " Just keep talking to Eileen Forward and Neil Onallfores. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 22, 2000 Report Share Posted June 22, 2000 >Apologies were received from Mrs Edie Dee. She's not sure if she can make >it on the right day... Managed to keep a straight face up till this last one... AAAAAAGGGGGHHH! -- best wishes... Doberska - Reading, UK NCT teacher, Teachers' Treasurer Mum of (7), (5) & (23 mo.) cathyd@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 26, 2000 Report Share Posted June 26, 2000 I know we've finished this topic, but here's one that my Dad came up with which I think is quite good Very late arrivals, delayed in hospital, here are Mr and Mrs Nouncement and their brand new baby daughter Bertha. Lynda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 26, 2000 Report Share Posted June 26, 2000 ----- >Lynda>I know we've finished this topic, but here's one that my Dad came up with >which I think is quite good > >Very late arrivals, delayed in hospital, here are Mr and Mrs Nouncement and >their brand new baby daughter Bertha. My dad came up with one too!! -take a deep breath and welcome the totally mad head of the school of Obstetrics Prof. E. Laxis (known to students as " Psycho " ) Angi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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