Guest guest Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Subject: Two broomsTwo brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got toknoweach other so well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groombroom.The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groombroomwas handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leanedoverandsaid to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whiskbroom!!!""IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.Are you ready for this?Brace yourself; this is going to hurt."WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's tooShort not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes.Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No virus found in this outgoing message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.9/1090 - Release Date: 10/24/20078:48 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 O.K. so I am laughing, already! and pretty hard. Well, actually, very hard! I am actually GUFFAWING! O.K.? Thank you for this one, Akiba, and I am sending this to my favourite grandchild who just loves puns, double entendres, triple entendres, etc. Love to you, Akiba, with every possible "entendre"-- n --------- Two broomsTwo brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got toknoweach other so well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groombroom.The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groombroomwas handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leanedoverandsaid to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whiskbroom!!!""IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.Are you ready for this?Brace yourself; this is going to hurt."WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's tooShort not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes.Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No v irus found in this outgoing message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.9/1090 - Release Date: 10/24/20078:48 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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