Guest guest Posted June 15, 2000 Report Share Posted June 15, 2000 Boots An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife " Notice anything different, Sue? " Sue looks him over, " Nope. " Sam says excitedly " Come on Sue, take a good look. Notice anything different about me? " Sue looks again, " Nope. " Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, " Notice anything different? " Sue looks up and says " Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. " Furious, Sam yells, " And do you know why it is hanging down, Sue? It's hanging down because its looking at my new boots!!! " Sue replies " Should'a bought a hat, Sam. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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