Guest guest Posted September 28, 2000 Report Share Posted September 28, 2000 I LOVE IT DON!!! woooo-hooooo!! Dawn re--My Top Ten List Hello everyone, After reading another member's posting of 20 things that she has noticed since post-op, I thought it that was very nice and well written. I thought I would share my own little list with you all. (with a loving nod to BirdyBob) TOP TEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT LOSING 100 POUNDS 10. Being able to see my feet 9. Having to buy smaller size underwear because the old stuff is looser than a two dollar hooker. 8. Being satisfied by a portion of food that is smaller than my head. 7. Profile looking less and less like Alfred Hitchcock 6. Shopping for groceries no longer takes three hours 5. Two words - Babe Magnet 4. Taking my wedding ring out of my nose and putting it on my finger where it belongs! 3. What I though was an eject button on side of my driver's seat, actually moves it forward! 2. Getting out of a resin chair without hearing a great sucking sound and number 1..... 1. Oriental children no longer rub my belly for good luck. Just thought this would provide a few laughs. Hope you all like it. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 28, 2000 Report Share Posted September 28, 2000 I LOVE IT DON!!! woooo-hooooo!! Dawn re--My Top Ten List Hello everyone, After reading another member's posting of 20 things that she has noticed since post-op, I thought it that was very nice and well written. I thought I would share my own little list with you all. (with a loving nod to BirdyBob) TOP TEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT LOSING 100 POUNDS 10. Being able to see my feet 9. Having to buy smaller size underwear because the old stuff is looser than a two dollar hooker. 8. Being satisfied by a portion of food that is smaller than my head. 7. Profile looking less and less like Alfred Hitchcock 6. Shopping for groceries no longer takes three hours 5. Two words - Babe Magnet 4. Taking my wedding ring out of my nose and putting it on my finger where it belongs! 3. What I though was an eject button on side of my driver's seat, actually moves it forward! 2. Getting out of a resin chair without hearing a great sucking sound and number 1..... 1. Oriental children no longer rub my belly for good luck. Just thought this would provide a few laughs. Hope you all like it. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 28, 2000 Report Share Posted September 28, 2000 BAHAHAHa too funny:) Barb > Hello everyone, > After reading another member's posting of 20 things that she > has noticed since post-op, I thought it that was very nice and well written. > I thought I would share my own little list with you all. (with a loving nod > to BirdyBob) > > TOP TEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT LOSING 100 POUNDS > > 10. Being able to see my feet > > 9. Having to buy smaller size underwear because the old stuff is looser than > a two dollar hooker. > > 8. Being satisfied by a portion of food that is smaller than my head. > > 7. Profile looking less and less like Alfred Hitchcock > > 6. Shopping for groceries no longer takes three hours > > 5. Two words - Babe Magnet > > 4. Taking my wedding ring out of my nose and putting it on my finger where it > belongs! > > 3. What I though was an eject button on side of my driver's seat, actually > moves it forward! > > 2. Getting out of a resin chair without hearing a great sucking sound > > and number 1..... > > 1. Oriental children no longer rub my belly for good luck. > > Just thought this would provide a few laughs. Hope you all like it. > > Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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