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In a message dated 8/2/02 4:19:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

Rennie-Rodeer@... writes:

<< Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and

type CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading

the brain, I think! >>

Rennie,

LOL. I don't think so, but I have been known to almost put UGLY female when

an ESL dictates ELDERLY female quickly!

Peggy

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In a message dated 8/2/02 4:19:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

Rennie-Rodeer@... writes:

<< Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and

type CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading

the brain, I think! >>

Rennie,

LOL. I don't think so, but I have been known to almost put UGLY female when

an ESL dictates ELDERLY female quickly!

Peggy

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Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and type

CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading the brain,

I think!

<THUD>

Patient's Charts

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be

depressed.

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Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and type

CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading the brain,

I think!

<THUD>

Patient's Charts

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be

depressed.

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Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and type

CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading the brain,

I think!

<THUD>

Patient's Charts

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be

depressed.

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HOOOOWWWWL!!

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In a message dated 8/2/02 4:19:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

Rennie-Rodeer@... writes:

<< Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and

type CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading

the brain, I think! >>

Rennie,

LOL. I don't think so, but I have been known to almost put UGLY female when

an ESL dictates ELDERLY female quickly!

Peggy

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HOOOOWWWWL!!

Re: Patient's Charts

In a message dated 8/2/02 4:19:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

Rennie-Rodeer@... writes:

<< Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and

type CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading

the brain, I think! >>

Rennie,

LOL. I don't think so, but I have been known to almost put UGLY female when

an ESL dictates ELDERLY female quickly!

Peggy

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HOOOOWWWWL!!

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In a message dated 8/2/02 4:19:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

Rennie-Rodeer@... writes:

<< Has anyone almost made the mistake I have almost made several times and

type CHEERFUL when doc said TEARFUL? That's a case of fingers overloading

the brain, I think! >>

Rennie,

LOL. I don't think so, but I have been known to almost put UGLY female when

an ESL dictates ELDERLY female quickly!

Peggy

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These are all good but # 28 has me ROTF!

I hope no one's sent these before.

Enjoy :)

Robyn

ACTUAL WRITINGS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS BY DOCTORS

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very

hot in bed last night.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it

disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be

depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but

forgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a

40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she

got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical

therapy.

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a

stock broker instead.

25. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit

on the abdomen and I agree.

28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

29. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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