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Ten Great Tips For 2009

1.  Stay out of trouble.

2.  Aim for greater heights.

3.  Stay focused on your job.

4.  Exercise to maintain good health.

5.  Practice team work.

6.  Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. 

Take your time trusting others.

7.  Save for rainy days.

8.  Rest and relax.

9.  Always take time to smile.

AND

10.  Realize that nothing is impossible.

This should make you smile:

SERENITY

 

 Just

before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very

elderly widow and asked,

'How old was your husband?'

'98,' she replied, 'Two years older

than me'

'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.

She

responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

 Reporter

interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you

think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

 The

nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own

Easter eggs.

 I've

sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

 New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

 I'm half blind,

 Can't hear anything quieter than

a jet engine,

 Take 40 different medications that

 Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

 Have bouts with dementia ..

 Have poor

circulation;

 Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

 Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.

 Have lost all my

friends. But, thank God,

 I still have my driver's license.

 I feel

like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my

doctor's permission to

 Join a fitness club and start

exercising.

 I decided to take an aerobics class for

seniors.

 I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and

perspired for an hour. But,

 By the time I got my leotards

on, The class was over.

 My memory's not as sharp as

it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

 Know

how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

OIt's scary

when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.

 These

days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says,

' For fast relief

.'

 THE

SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the

people

 I never liked anyway,

 The good fortune to

run into the ones I do, and

 The eyesight to tell the

difference.

 

 

 Now, I think you're supposed

to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh heck, give it to a

bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!

 Always

Remember This:

You don't stop

laughing because you grow old,

You

grow old because you stop laughing!!!

 

 

 

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Subject: Ten Great Tips For 2009To: "Jennefer Lynne Keber" Date: Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 7:36 PM

Ten Great Tips For 2009

1. Stay out of trouble.

2. Aim for greater heights.

3. Stay focused on your job.

4. Exercise to maintain good health.

5. Practice team work. 6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others.

7. Save for rainy days.

8. Rest and relax.

9. Always take time to smile.

AND

10. Realize that nothing is impossible.

This should make you smile: SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.' The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs. I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia .. Have poor circulation; Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, So I got my doctor's permission to Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. OIt's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker. These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says, ' For fast relief .' THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and The eyesight to tell the difference. Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are! Always Remember This: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing!!!

Rediscover Hotmail®: Now available on your iPhone or BlackBerry Check it out.

Windows Liveâ„¢: Keep your life in sync. Check it out.

We found the real 'Hotel California' and the 'Seinfeld' diner. What will you find? Explore WhereItsAt.com.

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