Guest guest Posted December 21, 2001 Report Share Posted December 21, 2001 These were posted by Autumleves on the WW Boards today... I thought they were cute!! ~~ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN! OH...You'd better count pointsYou'd better eat rightExercise those jointsEvery day and nightSanta Claus is coming to town!He's makin' a listCheckin' on a whimHe's gonna find outWho's heavy and slimSanta Claus is coming to town!He sees you when you're lazyHe knows when you're cheat-ingHe knows when you've been bad or goodSo be good when you're eat-ingOH...You'd better count pointsYou'd better eat rightExercise those jointsEvery day and nightSanta Claus is coming to town! RUDOLPH THE LIFETIME WEIGHT WATCHER(Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer) You know Skinny and MinnieToothpick and TinySlender and HealthyGrudging and WhinyBut who do you recall…Is the most famous Weight Watcher of all?Rudolph, the Lifetime Weight WatcherHad a lot of disciplineAnd if you ever saw himYou would even say, "HE'S THIN!"All of the other Weight WatchersWanted him to help them outThey always beg dear RudolphTeach us not to be stoutThen one festive Christmas EveRudolph came to sayWeight Watchers, with your will so strongKeep it up and it won't be long!So all the Weight Watchers loved himAnd they shouted out with gleeRudolph the Lifetime Weight WatcherWe'll be thin eternal-ly! THIN CHRISTMAS(Sung to the tune of White Christmas)I'm dreaming of a THIN ChristmasJust like the way I used to beWhere the clothes fit just rightBecause nothing is too tightAnd I...am happy to be me!I'm dreaming of a THIN ChristmasWith every journal note I writeMay I lose...My ug-ly dou-ble chinAnd may all my Christmases be THIN! GLOBS OF FAT(Sung to the tune of Silver Bells)Christmas parties, New Year's partiesTempting me with their sweetsIn the air there's a feeling of weaknessPeople eating, people drinkingBut I've got fat-free treatsYet on every other plate you seeGlobs of fat! Globs of fat!Everybody else is eatingGlobs of fatI won't eat that'Cuz soon it will be weighing day! LET US LOSE!(Sung to the tune of Let it Snow!)Oh, having to diet is frightfulBut the 1-2-3 plan is delightfulAnd since we pay our weekly duesLet us lose! Let us lose! Let us lose!It doesn't show signs of stoppingAll these pounds of fat we're droppingOur weight loss is awesome newsLet us lose! Let us lose! Let us lose!When we finally hit our goalBy being more thoughtful eat-ersWe'll not only look the roleBut then, we can be-come lead-ers!The scale is slowly decreasingAnd bad habits are surely ceasingCharmaine has become our museLet us lose! Let us lose! Let us lose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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