Guest guest Posted April 20, 1999 Report Share Posted April 20, 1999 Hi all. Got this in the mail and figured too many of us can relate as of late! The Top 10 Signs That You've Joined A Cheap HMO 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, " take a left when you enter the trailer park. " 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is " Gus " from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is " an apple a day. " 5. Your " primary care physician " is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. " Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges " is not a typo. 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little " m " s on them. 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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