Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Ida - You come through again! What a wonderful sense of humor. Sherrie K (MN) " Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. " -- Dean 8/01/01 - 180.5/141/135 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 23, 2001 Report Share Posted December 23, 2001 Ida- thank you for the giggles. Zephyr Dieter's Christmas > Dieter's Christmas > > > 'Twas the night before Christmas and all around my hips > were Fanny May candies that sneaked past my lips. > Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care > in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there. > > > While Daddy in his girdle and I in chinstraps > had just settled down to sugar-borne naps. > When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter > I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter? > > > Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash > tore open the icebox then threw up the sash. > The marshmallow with the look of the new-fallen snow > sent thoughts of a binge to my body below. > > > When what to my wandering eyes should appear: > a marzipan Santa with eight chocolate reindeer! > That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick > I knew in a second that I'd wind up sick. > > > The sweet-coated Santa, those sugared reindeer > I closed my eyes tightly but still I could hear; > On Pritzker, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS > a Weight Watcher dropout from sugar detox. > > > >From the top of the scales to the top of the hall > now dash away pounds now dash away all. > Dressed up in Lane from my head to nightdress > my clothes were all bulging from too much excess. > > > My droll little mouth and my round little belly > they shook when I laughed like a bowl full of jelly. > I spoke not a word but went straight to my work > ate all of the candy then turned with a jerk. > > > And laying a finger beside my heartburn > I gave a quick nod. Toward the bedroom I turned. > I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry, > " If temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by! " > > > And I mumbled again as I turned in for the night > in the morning I'll starve... > till I take that first bite! > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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