Guest guest Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 In a message dated 3/19/03 11:43:15 PM Eastern Standard Time, SDPSCalvin writes: > > >A little boy comes down to breakfast. > >His mother asks if he had done his chores. > > > > " Not yet, " said the little boy. > > > >His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. > > > >Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he > >kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to > >feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his > >mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. > > > > " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk > >in my cereal? " he asks. > > > > " Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't > >get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any > bacon > >for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't > >getting any milk. " > > > >Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat > >halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a > >smile, and says, " Are you going to tell him, or should I? " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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