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To: jeffreysnap@...; kels_gal@...; mserslife ; cat@...; HollyHollyO36@...; candykane64@...; harleygirl28200236@...; mavisokay@...; wayofthewingedheart Sent: Sunday, March 15, 2009 2:57:38 PMSubject: a funny

> > A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor > comes in and says "Ah ... I see you regained consciousness. Now, you > probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're > going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but ... something > happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy > was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it". The man > groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance > compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new > willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But > the thing is that it isn't cheap. It is $1000 an inch. The man perks up > at this. "So", the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches > you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I > mean, if you had a five inch one before and you go

for the nine-inch, your > wife might be a bit put> off. But if you had a nine-inch before and you go > for the five-inch, she might be disappointed. So it's an important > decision that you and your wife should probably talk over. The man agrees > to talk to his wife. > > > > > > > > The doctor comes back the next day and says "So, have you spoken to your > wife?" > > > > > > > > "I have" says the man. > > > > > > > > "And she has helped you in making the decision?" > > > > > > > > "Yes, she has", the man says. > > > > > > > > "And what is it ?" the doctor asked. > > > > > > >

> > > "We're getting new granite countertops" .

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